And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10709. | (beckhams) | 95.82 | 97% | 2015-09-11 |
| 10710. | (lord_sky) | 95.82 | — | 2009-08-14 |
| 10711. | (jarenn) | 95.82 | — | 2011-04-23 |
| 10712. | (dzinachihou) | 95.82 | — | 2010-07-22 |
| 10713. | (dangerousdodo) | 95.81 | 97% | 2022-02-18 |
| 10714. | (ghin) | 95.81 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 10715. | Third (chaenorhinum) | 95.81 | 97% | 2016-03-10 |
| 10716. | (briscocounty) | 95.81 | — | 2009-05-07 |
| 10717. | (alexjonathan) | 95.80 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 10718. | (akh7) | 95.80 | 98% | 2021-05-15 |
| 10719. | (vith) | 95.80 | 94% | 2012-12-21 |
| 10720. | (rebel_queen) | 95.80 | 96% | 2013-01-22 |
| 10721. | (bu_te) | 95.80 | 95% | 2017-05-18 |
| 10722. | (5slowfingers) | 95.79 | 95% | 2023-01-14 |
| 10723. | De9mond (uniwite) | 95.79 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 10724. | (the_ringmaster) | 95.79 | 99% | 2018-08-02 |
| 10725. | (notchrubble) | 95.78 | 98% | 2019-11-20 |
| 10726. | (svp9pw) | 95.78 | 96.3% | 2023-07-26 |
| 10727. | devurrr (devurrr) | 95.78 | 97.8% | 2021-02-04 |
| 10728. | (manzur) | 95.78 | 96% | 2015-06-17 |
| 10729. | (cell) | 95.78 | 98% | 2016-07-16 |
| 10730. | (leson2403) | 95.78 | — | 2009-07-14 |
| 10731. | rodrigo (rodtronx) | 95.77 | 98.3% | 2023-08-11 |
| 10732. | edisonhussey (furox) | 95.77 | 98% | 2020-10-10 |
| 10733. | (wompywomp) | 95.76 | 98% | 2021-03-27 |
| 10734. | BaconDeluxeMeal (atheling) | 95.76 | 97% | 2019-12-02 |
| 10735. | Solomun (bwsdarthwookie) | 95.76 | 97% | 2022-07-18 |
| 10736. | (kevkevkevkevkev) | 95.76 | 97% | 2023-01-11 |
| 10737. | (zlotz) | 95.76 | 98% | 2018-08-21 |
| 10738. | (giantguido) | 95.76 | 96% | 2011-06-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |