Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6112. | Eduardo (airplane_cakes) | 48.55 | 93% | 2020-01-30 |
| 6113. | Gab (fishinakart) | 48.55 | 94% | 2018-09-08 |
| 6114. | amine (amichet) | 48.54 | 98% | 2018-01-31 |
| 6115. | Jean (jeanstev) | 48.54 | 94% | 2020-09-29 |
| 6116. | Seagal (seagalputra) | 48.54 | 95% | 2019-07-22 |
| 6117. | kjell (kjellbudal@gmail.com) | 48.53 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 6118. | Will (shneme01) | 48.51 | 92% | 2017-10-27 |
| 6119. | memers (thememers) | 48.48 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
| 6120. | Christos (__christos__) | 48.48 | 96% | 2020-09-01 |
| 6121. | Carl (cahan004) | 48.46 | 94% | 2017-11-27 |
| 6122. | Ronik (slay_em666) | 48.43 | 95% | 2019-01-03 |
| 6123. | Stefan (5757) | 48.40 | 94% | 2019-08-25 |
| 6124. | Petre (epic7865) | 48.40 | 92% | 2017-12-01 |
| 6125. | binita (atinib21) | 48.40 | 94% | 2020-01-29 |
| 6126. | 一个有趣的小车 (amdhc) | 48.40 | 95% | 2017-10-18 |
| 6127. | Erlend (weserl) | 48.35 | 94% | 2020-11-24 |
| 6128. | Jake (bick00) | 48.33 | 94% | 2019-10-19 |
| 6129. | D (devsaluja15) | 48.33 | 94% | 2019-09-29 |
| 6130. | Jen (pink_gemini) | 48.33 | 98% | 2019-04-27 |
| 6131. | Adam (wettent7043) | 48.32 | 95% | 2019-02-11 |
| 6132. | traceur147 (traceur147) | 48.32 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| 6133. | Pyare (pyarexpress) | 48.28 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
| 6134. | Tommy Pickles (tommypickles2) | 48.27 | 94% | 2020-02-24 |
| 6135. | Theo (theohiort) | 48.26 | 96% | 2018-01-11 |
| 6136. | sandeep (kaneki75) | 48.21 | 96% | 2020-10-17 |
| 6137. | Pierre (pierre565) | 48.18 | 93% | 2018-08-31 |
| 6138. | Milad (mi_mohajer) | 48.17 | 96% | 2019-09-19 |
| 6139. | Sarp (whitechocolatee) | 48.16 | 93% | 2018-10-25 |
| 6140. | Victor (ticketedwave) | 48.15 | 95% | 2020-12-17 |
| 6141. | Cyn1de (dark_thor) | 48.15 | 95% | 2018-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |