I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12833. | Charles (armdev) | 82.69 | 97.1% | 2021-01-29 |
| 12834. | Lucy (lucyreid) | 82.69 | 97% | 2018-12-28 |
| 12835. | ruthyyy (ruthhhh) | 82.69 | 96% | 2022-04-08 |
| 12836. | i am slower than you (koplkop) | 82.69 | 98% | 2019-05-24 |
| 12837. | Jason (type_words) | 82.69 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 12838. | Mr. Araujo (yvcs_mr_araujo) | 82.69 | 95% | 2017-05-18 |
| 12839. | Randy (mathrelated) | 82.68 | 99% | 2018-01-15 |
| 12840. | Samantha (samnibbelink99) | 82.68 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 12841. | zyzzava K860 (madsppagh) | 82.67 | 98% | 2022-05-30 |
| 12842. | Tai (letientai299) | 82.67 | 97% | 2021-08-01 |
| 12843. | _2y (underscoretwowhy) | 82.67 | 97.6% | 2021-02-02 |
| 12844. | Jeffrey (blackdog22x) | 82.67 | 99% | 2022-08-31 |
| 12845. | Haha (jeff991117) | 82.66 | 99% | 2023-04-06 |
| 12846. | dwikydd (dwikydd) | 82.66 | 99.4% | 2024-05-26 |
| 12847. | Dennis (1nys) | 82.66 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
| 12848. | Thobi (tombibby10) | 82.66 | 98.2% | 2021-02-05 |
| 12849. | Alain (draven_me_crazy) | 82.65 | 97% | 2020-03-31 |
| 12850. | devr (devr) | 82.65 | 97.6% | 2024-04-19 |
| 12851. | Stewart (stewiei) | 82.65 | 96% | 2022-08-23 |
| 12852. | East (chapstick_god) | 82.65 | 99% | 2022-09-19 |
| 12853. | May (stenotbest) | 82.65 | 98% | 2021-12-17 |
| 12854. | Daniel (kimster773) | 82.65 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 12855. | Mo (slimg00dy) | 82.65 | 90% | 2017-05-01 |
| 12856. | Nuj (aynooch) | 82.64 | 96% | 2025-12-24 |
| 12857. | Dale (dfenton) | 82.64 | 96% | 2019-11-15 |
| 12858. | moonholiday (moonholiday) | 82.64 | 99% | 2020-09-07 |
| 12859. | mj (ilangshot) | 82.64 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 12860. | Noah (drnonononono) | 82.63 | 95% | 2022-01-20 |
| 12861. | muhged (muhged) | 82.63 | 95.6% | 2024-08-15 |
| 12862. | qwer (qwertyuiop232) | 82.63 | 99% | 2019-12-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |