Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 39598. | Amr (blitzkriegerr) | 29.16 | 94% | 2020-08-21 |
| 39599. | Sohar (sohara7689) | 29.13 | 94% | 2018-11-09 |
| 39600. | ben (bensindustry1) | 29.12 | 95% | 2018-05-05 |
| 39601. | Dhanesh (dhanesh_gamer) | 29.10 | 93% | 2022-02-22 |
| 39602. | Jessica (poof) | 29.08 | — | 2009-03-01 |
| 39603. | ratha (prang_ratha) | 29.08 | 90% | 2011-06-01 |
| 39604. | Tanveer (shakil10vr) | 29.08 | 89% | 2017-04-03 |
| 39605. | Casper (casper033) | 29.07 | 95% | 2014-11-12 |
| 39606. | Mike (xxmikexx) | 29.05 | — | 2010-03-02 |
| 39607. | ld (becomenumberone) | 29.05 | — | 2010-03-27 |
| 39608. | Bishal (20years) | 29.04 | 92% | 2021-12-18 |
| 39609. | Jitendra (techjittu) | 29.03 | 93.4% | 2021-02-14 |
| 39610. | Макс (smokey_di) | 29.01 | 77% | 2012-05-30 |
| 39611. | gerzon (airborne_trooper) | 29.01 | 86% | 2016-01-25 |
| 39612. | adung (over01) | 29.00 | — | 2011-04-10 |
| 39613. | Gunawan (gunawan) | 28.99 | 86% | 2011-11-13 |
| 39614. | De (devos) | 28.97 | 92% | 2014-10-10 |
| 39615. | Duck (ashiven) | 28.96 | 93% | 2019-10-29 |
| 39616. | Dolev (sylarxd) | 28.95 | — | 2009-02-22 |
| 39617. | Tiffany (827j) | 28.95 | 94% | 2012-08-26 |
| 39618. | keko (keko314) | 28.95 | 94% | 2022-06-24 |
| 39619. | http://www.facebook.com/ash... | 28.94 | — | 2011-03-24 |
| 39620. | pon555 (pon555) | 28.94 | 94% | 2012-06-12 |
| 39621. | Dilli (dillisharma) | 28.94 | 99% | 2023-05-23 |
| 39622. | Susan (susanheins) | 28.93 | — | 2009-11-01 |
| 39623. | Monica (dejavu) | 28.92 | — | 2009-07-29 |
| 39624. | Kenny (fireball) | 28.92 | — | 2008-10-24 |
| 39625. | Milk (miktheman) | 28.91 | 91% | 2022-08-29 |
| 39626. | koda (koda_xd) | 28.90 | 92% | 2021-03-21 |
| 39627. | evaggelia (evaggelia) | 28.90 | 95% | 2023-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |