The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9369. | Niklas (nilaksalkin) | 48.23 | 98% | 2016-05-04 |
| 9370. | alliswell5 (alliswell5) | 48.23 | 97% | 2016-05-14 |
| 9371. | christine (yinyin98212) | 48.23 | 92% | 2012-10-16 |
| 9372. | selmin (slmn) | 48.23 | 96% | 2011-12-13 |
| 9373. | PARVEEN (khullarparveen) | 48.23 | 96% | 2011-11-04 |
| 9374. | cameron (the_chenger123) | 48.23 | 91% | 2012-05-04 |
| 9375. | guner (guner) | 48.23 | — | 2009-07-05 |
| 9376. | ... micah ... (mica09) | 48.22 | — | 2010-01-06 |
| 9377. | Massy (masmint27) | 48.22 | — | 2011-03-20 |
| 9378. | Blake (bd_50) | 48.21 | 95% | 2021-01-29 |
| 9379. | \___Sailor___/ (stalker333) | 48.21 | 89% | 2016-11-25 |
| 9380. | Chachi jii (shukla_jii) | 48.20 | 93% | 2022-07-28 |
| 9381. | David (davidgramos28) | 48.20 | 92% | 2020-01-07 |
| 9382. | fido (fidodaica1102) | 48.20 | 78% | 2012-03-26 |
| 9383. | Char (madgirl) | 48.20 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| 9384. | Veratyr (veratyr) | 48.20 | — | 2008-11-29 |
| 9385. | SpeedBoat (flintflanagan) | 48.19 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 9386. | Dev (devontheboard) | 48.19 | 95% | 2022-04-07 |
| 9387. | Christel (chriskiss97) | 48.19 | — | 2010-07-15 |
| 9388. | Amer (amer202) | 48.19 | 98% | 2021-09-26 |
| 9389. | Michael (mhmadhatter) | 48.19 | 94% | 2016-06-13 |
| 9390. | . (athazagoraphobia) | 48.19 | 91% | 2016-04-05 |
| 9391. | Lava (lavalore) | 48.18 | 96% | 2022-07-23 |
| 9392. | Mike (mikety1) | 48.18 | 96% | 2021-11-21 |
| 9393. | Othman (othmanaldefer) | 48.18 | 96% | 2022-02-24 |
| 9394. | Ivan (taco_25) | 48.18 | 94.7% | 2021-02-01 |
| 9395. | kenny (kenny__) | 48.18 | 85% | 2015-08-01 |
| 9396. | melancy (melancy) | 48.18 | 87% | 2013-02-11 |
| 9397. | Hieu (banky) | 48.18 | 94% | 2012-10-22 |
| 9398. | RAGHU (raghu7889) | 48.18 | 94% | 2016-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |