I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2351. | aser (aseribrahimabulfattah) | 86.14 | 97% | 2025-12-09 |
| 2352. | Bern (berntheseal) | 86.12 | 96.9% | 2025-01-26 |
| 2353. | aditya (21112011) | 86.09 | 99% | 2025-09-25 |
| 2354. | LBP (lothianbusesphotos) | 86.09 | 96% | 2025-01-07 |
| 2355. | No need (needn) | 86.08 | 98.4% | 2025-01-03 |
| 2356. | magnetohydrodynamics (magne... | 86.06 | 97% | 2024-03-23 |
| 2357. | Sap0531 (sap0531) | 86.04 | 98% | 2024-08-26 |
| 2358. | Abhisek (_typing_) | 86.02 | 98% | 2026-01-30 |
| 2359. | CawCawByrdy (nova_byrdy) | 86.01 | 96.6% | 2025-03-17 |
| 2360. | Melissa (celticdanann) | 85.99 | 99% | 2024-06-29 |
| 2361. | Curtis (curtispuetz) | 85.98 | 98% | 2024-11-19 |
| 2362. | Russ (jrmtrumpet) | 85.98 | 98.1% | 2024-11-13 |
| 2363. | Alex (atduffaut) | 85.95 | 96.6% | 2023-08-24 |
| 2364. | Micah (winterwolfie__) | 85.94 | 98% | 2024-10-22 |
| 2365. | rodli (rodli) | 85.93 | 97.1% | 2024-01-05 |
| 2366. | Owen (owen3224) | 85.92 | 98% | 2025-04-04 |
| 2367. | devonsqy (devonsqy) | 85.90 | 98% | 2025-06-05 |
| 2368. | Burritoes (burritoess) | 85.87 | 96.1% | 2024-12-05 |
| 2369. | Nicolas (nicovercesi) | 85.85 | 98.9% | 2024-08-22 |
| 2370. | Lnrsdw (elcidvirgel) | 85.84 | 95.9% | 2024-10-20 |
| 2371. | H (hdawg187) | 85.82 | 98% | 2024-10-15 |
| 2372. | Zi Heng (zihengxu) | 85.81 | 98% | 2023-06-16 |
| 2373. | hc (hh_chng) | 85.81 | 97.1% | 2024-04-07 |
| 2374. | Jondoeyes (jondoeyes) | 85.81 | 95.2% | 2023-10-23 |
| 2375. | Elliana (ellianahaha) | 85.80 | 97% | 2025-01-28 |
| 2376. | raymond (raymondgggg) | 85.78 | 97.3% | 2023-11-11 |
| 2377. | eleplev (eleplev) | 85.77 | 98% | 2024-05-18 |
| 2378. | heisvi (bobbytes) | 85.77 | 97.8% | 2023-07-08 |
| 2379. | Rushit (rushit) | 85.76 | 97.5% | 2024-07-26 |
| 2380. | linwer (linwer) | 85.74 | 96.7% | 2024-01-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |