As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11062. | Jinhwan (jinhwanlazy) | 81.10 | 94% | 2017-05-26 |
11063. | Sephie (lepoulets) | 81.09 | 97% | 2023-08-04 |
11064. | Vinh (piecharts) | 81.09 | 98% | 2021-02-28 |
11065. | Erick (smittywerben) | 81.09 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
11066. | Ed (posva) | 81.08 | 96% | 2016-12-15 |
11067. | life (life1186) | 81.08 | 99% | 2022-02-09 |
11068. | ravi (sravi4701) | 81.08 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
11069. | Fizik (fiziksouljya) | 81.08 | 96% | 2021-05-05 |
11070. | Kendrick (80central) | 81.07 | 99% | 2019-03-05 |
11071. | gorf (masterboy77) | 81.07 | 98% | 2024-12-16 |
11072. | woogux (wgx9891) | 81.07 | 99% | 2019-06-17 |
11073. | Amir (amirhomayoun) | 81.07 | 98% | 2015-06-18 |
11074. | ant (ajwinch) | 81.06 | 96% | 2022-05-15 |
11075. | Kylescousin (kylescousin) | 81.06 | 96% | 2015-11-05 |
11076. | YoGurt (yogurt026) | 81.05 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
11077. | Filip (fifal) | 81.05 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
11078. | BlackWolfXIII (blackwolf13) | 81.04 | 89% | 2016-07-13 |
11079. | Berk (deschain) | 81.04 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
11080. | Max (kinginthenorth78) | 81.04 | 96% | 2021-10-02 |
11081. | Ryan (rdeorio) | 81.04 | 97% | 2020-10-08 |
11082. | Gbogi (devoepack) | 81.04 | 94% | 2016-06-19 |
11083. | ajnasz (ajnasz) | 81.04 | 98% | 2018-01-29 |
11084. | Tony (monzz22) | 81.03 | 91% | 2015-04-13 |
11085. | resuo (resuo) | 81.03 | 97.4% | 2024-11-10 |
11086. | Abhimanyu (a_bhimany_u) | 81.03 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
11087. | Jeremy (jeremygolden) | 81.03 | 96% | 2018-04-19 |
11088. | Daniel (altimatewow) | 81.03 | 95% | 2015-09-19 |
11089. | Dum (getintherobotshinji) | 81.03 | 98% | 2019-03-21 |
11090. | Novacane (bbbzzz) | 81.03 | 97% | 2016-03-09 |
11091. | Brendan (skewy) | 81.02 | 97% | 2022-11-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |