I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14111. | Tom (birdpoo) | 79.35 | 97% | 2017-10-25 |
| 14112. | Nguyễn Minh (shiftk) | 79.34 | 98% | 2025-08-14 |
| 14113. | gabrielallba (rielgbrl) | 79.34 | 98% | 2021-11-11 |
| 14114. | Luca (cheezeitzrice) | 79.34 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 14115. | Dmeister (dclott) | 79.34 | 97% | 2019-12-06 |
| 14116. | \___Sailor___/ (stalker333) | 79.34 | 95% | 2018-09-17 |
| 14117. | Syed Muhammad Ali (syedali346) | 79.33 | 98% | 2019-02-16 |
| 14118. | Shivam (skmeenain) | 79.33 | 99% | 2020-04-08 |
| 14119. | Bruce (weishihaoniubi) | 79.32 | 93.5% | 2024-05-22 |
| 14120. | Mohamed (m_bakr) | 79.32 | 95.6% | 2024-12-01 |
| 14121. | Matt (mattyice445) | 79.32 | 97% | 2018-11-05 |
| 14122. | gevale (shachar126) | 79.32 | 94% | 2023-02-19 |
| 14123. | Shalowley (keepitcookie) | 79.32 | 99% | 2020-06-12 |
| 14124. | Lewis (lewos) | 79.32 | 98% | 2021-02-08 |
| 14125. | tom (sonic_hh23) | 79.32 | 100% | 2019-09-27 |
| 14126. | Joshua (polished) | 79.32 | 99% | 2022-02-12 |
| 14127. | Devlows (devlowork) | 79.31 | 100% | 2022-02-22 |
| 14128. | Alex (p08r) | 79.31 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 14129. | Adam (dorfinator) | 79.31 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| 14130. | Json (jskfreerunner) | 79.30 | 99.4% | 2023-08-13 |
| 14131. | Kevin (keveno123) | 79.30 | 95% | 2023-02-06 |
| 14132. | Gurra (halogurra) | 79.30 | 96% | 2021-09-15 |
| 14133. | Kitchen (kitchen_operator) | 79.29 | 99% | 2021-04-21 |
| 14134. | Armorr (armorr2k) | 79.28 | 97% | 2023-03-19 |
| 14135. | Yan (electroyan) | 79.28 | 98% | 2019-11-20 |
| 14136. | Oliver (oliverfd) | 79.27 | 96% | 2025-05-25 |
| 14137. | Narasimha Nadh (nadh_7) | 79.27 | 96% | 2022-03-07 |
| 14138. | Zara Valdez (zara_valdez) | 79.27 | 94% | 2023-10-12 |
| 14139. | Tasman (t4sm4n) | 79.27 | 95% | 2021-03-31 |
| 14140. | Steven (ste900811) | 79.26 | 99% | 2021-12-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |