The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9993. | Eduardo (themoonman) | 89.32 | — | 2011-01-18 |
| 9994. | Patrick (patrick_hanna242) | 89.31 | 98% | 2023-01-23 |
| 9995. | Francis (fransissimo) | 89.31 | 97% | 2023-08-24 |
| 9996. | TiZ_Crocodile (tizcrocodile) | 89.31 | 97% | 2023-10-01 |
| 9997. | Daddy Mac (0317) | 89.31 | 95% | 2016-11-20 |
| 9998. | Aleksi (jaqrr) | 89.30 | 92% | 2014-12-08 |
| 9999. | Banana (banankake) | 89.30 | 97% | 2023-05-17 |
| 10000. | L (yogoda) | 89.30 | 95% | 2013-05-30 |
| 10001. | Shonade (mr_overclocked) | 89.30 | 96% | 2022-01-23 |
| 10002. | Matthew (yossarian_milo_22) | 89.30 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
| 10003. | faizan (faizan346) | 89.30 | 99% | 2022-10-10 |
| 10004. | RIP Reckful (demmmskillz) | 89.30 | 96% | 2018-12-05 |
| 10005. | richardhh (junglyhh) | 89.30 | 95% | 2012-11-05 |
| 10006. | Luke (skulluk) | 89.30 | 98% | 2019-03-26 |
| 10007. | Super (superkid123) | 89.30 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| 10008. | SirMonKat (mubarrak48) | 89.30 | 95% | 2014-12-14 |
| 10009. | Gabriel (devlishro) | 89.29 | 97% | 2011-07-26 |
| 10010. | Jay (50ae) | 89.28 | 97% | 2015-07-04 |
| 10011. | rand1234 (ranodmperson) | 89.28 | 98% | 2020-11-09 |
| 10012. | Ryan (onionz) | 89.28 | — | 2011-04-25 |
| 10013. | Chong (chongkim) | 89.28 | — | 2008-09-16 |
| 10014. | jiaxing (jiaxingb) | 89.27 | 95% | 2023-05-06 |
| 10015. | albert (bigjose) | 89.27 | 97% | 2023-07-29 |
| 10016. | Winner (winnertakeall) | 89.27 | 92% | 2014-08-15 |
| 10017. | lisa (pflanze) | 89.27 | 97% | 2014-03-17 |
| 10018. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 89.27 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 10019. | Terence (terence1234567) | 89.26 | 98% | 2020-06-10 |
| 10020. | Cam (ocanadia) | 89.26 | 96% | 2015-06-14 |
| 10021. | Movan (nelsneronola) | 89.25 | 97% | 2021-12-08 |
| 10022. | Evils (evils_dvorak) | 89.25 | 100% | 2022-05-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |