As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9667. | Zacharia (zacky1312) | 84.87 | 97% | 2022-12-30 |
| 9668. | nullandvoid (theprogrammer) | 84.87 | 96% | 2016-07-22 |
| 9669. | sam (randomguyonwifi) | 84.87 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
| 9670. | Zack (raichubuddy) | 84.87 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 9671. | Dwima (dwizz) | 84.86 | 97% | 2023-05-18 |
| 9672. | xojor (xojor) | 84.86 | 98% | 2025-03-27 |
| 9673. | chaitanya (chaitgpt) | 84.86 | 95% | 2023-04-17 |
| 9674. | SirAlig (siralig) | 84.86 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 9675. | c (asiandued) | 84.85 | 98% | 2022-07-31 |
| 9676. | Morp (8211morp) | 84.85 | 96.6% | 2024-06-30 |
| 9677. | 0O00O0O0O0O0O0 (bunnystacker) | 84.85 | 96% | 2022-10-01 |
| 9678. | Vanilo (vanilo) | 84.85 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 9679. | Andres (andres0432) | 84.85 | 90% | 2017-01-06 |
| 9680. | Tracer (stonecoleq) | 84.84 | 97% | 2017-04-06 |
| 9681. | Leon (tagats123) | 84.84 | 98% | 2020-12-05 |
| 9682. | Chad (godchad) | 84.84 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
| 9683. | William (deviousdd) | 84.83 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 9684. | Rictor (rictormidgekin) | 84.83 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 9685. | Daniel (shadeless) | 84.83 | 98% | 2018-03-22 |
| 9686. | MO-ZILLA (mo_zilla) | 84.83 | 97% | 2025-02-23 |
| 9687. | Arun (genxt) | 84.82 | 96% | 2016-05-23 |
| 9688. | something (xuegalaxy) | 84.81 | 97.2% | 2025-02-24 |
| 9689. | Fillip (fillipdots) | 84.81 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
| 9690. | deceptive (sergisreal) | 84.81 | 97% | 2020-06-26 |
| 9691. | Mathias (msivert) | 84.81 | 93% | 2016-04-05 |
| 9692. | Ivan (agrus) | 84.81 | 99% | 2018-04-14 |
| 9693. | Charlie (click_on_run) | 84.80 | 97% | 2019-12-20 |
| 9694. | J (bnanapeel) | 84.80 | 94% | 2016-02-19 |
| 9695. | Typing (drained_typist) | 84.80 | 98% | 2020-11-18 |
| 9696. | Hisuian Zoroark (mbp00) | 84.79 | 97% | 2026-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |