And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24838. | polsab (polsab) | 71.06 | 92% | 2016-01-25 |
| 24839. | Singing (singing_griffin) | 71.06 | 92% | 2017-04-13 |
| 24840. | Amal (nemesis_of_99) | 71.06 | — | 2010-02-12 |
| 24841. | Guest (bryce51202) | 71.06 | — | 2010-10-03 |
| 24842. | Dactyl Typer (joserc87) | 71.05 | 94% | 2015-03-24 |
| 24843. | Pedrin augusto (pedrinlins) | 71.05 | 94% | 2011-11-15 |
| 24844. | Dien (gsdien) | 71.05 | — | 2008-12-18 |
| 24845. | Luis (luisaes) | 71.04 | 96% | 2022-09-18 |
| 24846. | kaneki (akiyama_shinchi) | 71.04 | 95.5% | 2023-08-13 |
| 24847. | Wei (liuw) | 71.04 | 96% | 2012-03-06 |
| 24848. | James (handinpain) | 71.04 | 99% | 2013-01-16 |
| 24849. | Ed- (edrenck) | 71.04 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 24850. | gem lyle (speedytravz) | 71.04 | 95% | 2011-10-21 |
| 24851. | Go (gomar3n) | 71.03 | 96% | 2021-11-14 |
| 24852. | yaho_ (yaho_) | 71.03 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 24853. | therainmaker (therainmaker) | 71.03 | 95% | 2014-06-22 |
| 24854. | Ben (psychotea) | 71.02 | 91% | 2015-01-02 |
| 24855. | Kris (devious) | 71.02 | — | 2008-11-14 |
| 24856. | ix4l (ix4l19) | 71.01 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
| 24857. | Russ (asianruss) | 71.01 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 24858. | Sophie (leadtogreenway) | 71.01 | 94% | 2012-07-08 |
| 24859. | Aidan (aidanvyas) | 71.00 | 98% | 2022-05-18 |
| 24860. | Madam (njcourtreporter) | 71.00 | 92% | 2011-05-17 |
| 24861. | Mohammad Faisal (victoryland) | 71.00 | 95% | 2012-05-04 |
| 24862. | Vaibhav (vaibhav974) | 71.00 | 98% | 2017-08-15 |
| 24863. | Carolyn (btbxgirl) | 71.00 | — | 2010-08-31 |
| 24864. | John (johnkeith) | 70.99 | 98% | 2014-12-20 |
| 24865. | Cadium (adeiaa9505) | 70.99 | 96% | 2023-02-07 |
| 24866. | Marko (m_boychuk) | 70.99 | 98% | 2023-04-21 |
| 24867. | Samuel (sammiedodgers) | 70.99 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |