So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32465. | MD. MEHEDI (remon2124) | 48.27 | 99% | 2022-10-30 |
| 32466. | tstats[samiul1998] (samiul1... | 48.27 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
| 32467. | Dario (oodarioo) | 48.27 | 94% | 2021-11-28 |
| 32468. | Nathan (lumberjack07) | 48.27 | 95% | 2022-07-18 |
| 32469. | Josh (pianofreak888) | 48.27 | 95% | 2019-01-28 |
| 32470. | Rohit (rohitvimal100) | 48.27 | 88% | 2016-06-19 |
| 32471. | Krishna (chaithu97) | 48.26 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 32472. | luan (mrvluan) | 48.26 | — | 2010-02-21 |
| 32473. | Ruden Clark (killers146) | 48.26 | 100% | 2011-09-30 |
| 32474. | Do (duythanh2210) | 48.25 | 97% | 2023-09-14 |
| 32475. | josedapara (joseg2004) | 48.25 | 95% | 2021-03-12 |
| 32476. | Jim (jymm) | 48.25 | 95% | 2023-04-13 |
| 32477. | coder (coderasad) | 48.25 | 96% | 2023-03-10 |
| 32478. | Yan (ybussieres) | 48.25 | 95% | 2021-03-31 |
| 32479. | Greg (thewall) | 48.25 | — | 2011-03-04 |
| 32480. | Toni (antoinella22) | 48.25 | — | 2009-02-08 |
| 32481. | tcherry720 (tcherry720) | 48.24 | 95% | 2023-09-05 |
| 32482. | ankit (remus_wolf) | 48.24 | — | 2010-12-02 |
| 32483. | max (sogindiq77) | 48.24 | 95% | 2022-07-12 |
| 32484. | keko (keko314) | 48.24 | 96% | 2023-02-01 |
| 32485. | Tim (timfluencer) | 48.24 | 92% | 2023-03-13 |
| 32486. | Gustas (gustela) | 48.24 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 32487. | Devin (devinplaysdrums) | 48.24 | 94% | 2021-02-11 |
| 32488. | vi (celestial_purity) | 48.24 | 95% | 2015-08-18 |
| 32489. | Alyssa (saucedo) | 48.24 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| 32490. | basheer (basheer) | 48.24 | — | 2010-01-12 |
| 32491. | Eug (eugsiow) | 48.23 | 99% | 2023-05-15 |
| 32492. | Giorgio (gxorgxo) | 48.23 | — | 2008-08-12 |
| 32493. | Ain (methuse) | 48.23 | 87% | 2013-05-03 |
| 32494. | AG (a7n6k6iit) | 48.22 | 95% | 2015-10-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |