When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5398. | Kristian (konpiv) | 96.54 | 96% | 2021-10-09 |
| 5399. | . (hanthedude) | 96.54 | 97% | 2020-03-01 |
| 5400. | Brandon (jusdar) | 96.54 | 92% | 2016-11-13 |
| 5401. | Ahnta (ahnta) | 96.53 | 98% | 2024-02-02 |
| 5402. | wet nightmare (daviddloco) | 96.53 | 99% | 2018-02-13 |
| 5403. | Joe (joeythedice) | 96.53 | 97% | 2020-05-06 |
| 5404. | Notgoingto (binge_typing) | 96.53 | 97% | 2019-08-13 |
| 5405. | t (zyxx) | 96.53 | 97% | 2020-08-13 |
| 5406. | Joe (mountaindewaddict) | 96.52 | 99.1% | 2025-02-24 |
| 5407. | Jed (jedmedina) | 96.51 | 98% | 2026-02-26 |
| 5408. | blulb (blusader) | 96.51 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 5409. | No Mistakes (apsnacks) | 96.51 | 100% | 2020-07-31 |
| 5410. | DonQuick (donquick) | 96.51 | 99% | 2018-10-24 |
| 5411. | dudududu (er132er) | 96.51 | 97% | 2018-12-29 |
| 5412. | Jimmy (carb0n13) | 96.50 | 98.3% | 2023-06-02 |
| 5413. | Neel (neel19) | 96.50 | 98% | 2022-03-24 |
| 5414. | Devin (devinkb) | 96.49 | 97.3% | 2025-02-22 |
| 5415. | namenotaken (namenotaken) | 96.48 | 97% | 2025-06-03 |
| 5416. | Alonne (freeman_1337) | 96.48 | 97% | 2022-07-05 |
| 5417. | V01D (inferno888) | 96.48 | 98% | 2021-09-16 |
| 5418. | Lili (liliautumnrain) | 96.48 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 5419. | Benjamin (benjaminlaptop) | 96.48 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 5420. | LewdShadow (lewd_shadow) | 96.47 | 97% | 2024-05-21 |
| 5421. | Ace (semiace) | 96.47 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 5422. | Hadeed (hadeedji) | 96.47 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
| 5423. | corklotus3 (corklotus3) | 96.46 | 96.3% | 2023-09-20 |
| 5424. | lemon (ilka) | 96.46 | 98% | 2019-02-22 |
| 5425. | DIO (iamdiobrando) | 96.46 | 98% | 2020-11-23 |
| 5426. | Viet (vietbui99) | 96.45 | 98% | 2018-11-14 |
| 5427. | Jake (balenciaga) | 96.45 | 98% | 2018-04-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |