Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3177. | Qasim (qasim07) | 67.98 | 97% | 2019-08-09 |
| 3178. | tstats[ssohrab] (ssohrab) | 67.97 | 96% | 2019-07-04 |
| 3179. | jeremiah (jeremiah12345) | 67.93 | 96% | 2020-02-17 |
| 3180. | jack (thefriendlyfrog) | 67.92 | 96% | 2018-11-01 |
| 3181. | Muhammad (muhammadshahid) | 67.91 | 97% | 2018-05-09 |
| 3182. | Alexa (alexa72) | 67.91 | 97% | 2018-03-05 |
| 3183. | Bao (xbaotha) | 67.90 | 98% | 2018-09-26 |
| 3184. | Faptoshi (faptoshi) | 67.90 | 98% | 2019-12-06 |
| 3185. | Purple_love (purple_love_) | 67.89 | 97% | 2018-10-14 |
| 3186. | Hichael (rotibom) | 67.88 | 97% | 2019-06-18 |
| 3187. | youm (youm) | 67.86 | 97% | 2017-10-11 |
| 3188. | Nakata (nakata122) | 67.85 | 97% | 2019-02-10 |
| 3189. | Albion (albionthegreat) | 67.85 | 96% | 2019-08-31 |
| 3190. | Basil (stayingawesome) | 67.84 | 97% | 2019-05-22 |
| 3191. | Katerina (katerinastuttgart) | 67.84 | 100% | 2019-07-16 |
| 3192. | Jessica (jessdn) | 67.83 | 96% | 2020-01-16 |
| 3193. | Scott (1159) | 67.82 | 96% | 2017-11-15 |
| 3194. | Sphynx (sphynxy) | 67.82 | 97% | 2019-02-23 |
| 3195. | gEnDeR BLEnDer (devincantype) | 67.82 | 95% | 2018-11-30 |
| 3196. | Ritchie (kuupper) | 67.82 | 97% | 2019-04-04 |
| 3197. | Roc (crackroks) | 67.81 | 96% | 2019-04-25 |
| 3198. | Huhuhn (huhuhn) | 67.78 | 97% | 2019-08-09 |
| 3199. | Jacob (critias26) | 67.76 | 98% | 2018-10-29 |
| 3200. | Jay (jay001) | 67.76 | 98% | 2018-01-06 |
| 3201. | Zhen Ou (wazhen) | 67.75 | 98% | 2018-12-19 |
| 3202. | Ben_slayah (ben_slayah) | 67.75 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 3203. | Windsor (windsory) | 67.74 | 95% | 2019-07-07 |
| 3204. | Mike (qb1222090) | 67.74 | 96% | 2018-06-30 |
| 3205. | Wojciech (wojtekhp) | 67.72 | 98% | 2019-04-12 |
| 3206. | Michael (mikenike52899) | 67.72 | 94% | 2019-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |