The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3967. | ridicolos (ridicolos) | 59.10 | 95.9% | 2021-02-27 |
| 3968. | Cami (chamomile) | 59.10 | 99% | 2014-12-26 |
| 3969. | Long (wesleylong) | 59.10 | 96.3% | 2021-02-06 |
| 3970. | Jamal (void111) | 59.10 | 95% | 2020-11-27 |
| 3971. | Jenny (jenny25) | 59.10 | 96% | 2012-11-06 |
| 3972. | United States (usausausausa... | 59.10 | 95% | 2017-02-07 |
| 3973. | Shawn04 (shawn04_2009) | 59.10 | 84% | 2012-06-07 |
| 3974. | milluki (milluki) | 59.10 | 92% | 2014-08-18 |
| 3975. | Amisently (amisently) | 59.09 | 90% | 2015-10-14 |
| 3976. | Gerardo (sewingbunion9) | 59.09 | 93% | 2022-01-09 |
| 3977. | tstats[quolen] (quolen) | 59.09 | 97% | 2022-03-21 |
| 3978. | Janis (janisl1993) | 59.09 | 98% | 2020-08-23 |
| 3979. | Geckoball (aflynn23) | 59.09 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 3980. | Bob (typeracerd) | 59.09 | 96% | 2016-03-19 |
| 3981. | Seojin (tjwls0404) | 59.09 | 92% | 2014-03-04 |
| 3982. | Dvorak (hielo2) | 59.09 | 98% | 2013-04-06 |
| 3983. | Devin (devinblox) | 59.08 | 96% | 2017-12-23 |
| 3984. | Sameer (sameer_nepz) | 59.08 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 3985. | Shail (shailop) | 59.08 | 95% | 2022-01-04 |
| 3986. | YuMin (doyumin) | 59.08 | — | 2008-09-29 |
| 3987. | Aman (aman123) | 59.08 | 94% | 2012-01-28 |
| 3988. | Rishabh (360_slowpoke) | 59.08 | 93% | 2017-01-10 |
| 3989. | Abderrahim (aaissa) | 59.07 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 3990. | Udan (udan_rimbus93) | 59.07 | 96% | 2019-07-25 |
| 3991. | Slow Spider (slow_spider) | 59.06 | 96% | 2021-07-01 |
| 3992. | Mark Egan (ehgan) | 59.06 | 91% | 2016-05-22 |
| 3993. | Angelos (free_4_rides) | 59.05 | 94% | 2022-01-07 |
| 3994. | Skaki (skaki) | 59.05 | 95% | 2023-10-11 |
| 3995. | jacopo (intrip) | 59.05 | 86% | 2016-05-23 |
| 3996. | JCV_Guest (jcv_guest) | 59.04 | 95% | 2023-06-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |