The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23400. | Nancy (lola124) | 66.76 | — | 2010-02-27 |
| 23401. | deepak (deepakprasad) | 66.76 | 97% | 2017-08-08 |
| 23402. | Teemu (temessong) | 66.75 | 97% | 2017-06-24 |
| 23403. | Mike12 (mike1295) | 66.75 | 92% | 2012-10-30 |
| 23404. | Krikium (krikium) | 66.74 | 97% | 2022-01-30 |
| 23405. | Travis (tr4v1sty) | 66.74 | 92% | 2016-03-24 |
| 23406. | João (queiroz0189) | 66.74 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 23407. | R (lysergs) | 66.74 | 95% | 2014-06-17 |
| 23408. | Kunal (kunalsinha) | 66.74 | 97% | 2014-07-27 |
| 23409. | im (im_shin) | 66.73 | 95% | 2018-12-22 |
| 23410. | Flaco (ainteasy_beingsleazy) | 66.73 | 97% | 2018-08-31 |
| 23411. | Eren (squid_nasty) | 66.73 | 91% | 2016-04-13 |
| 23412. | Bootstrap (gaurav021992) | 66.73 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
| 23413. | Eleven (11fingers) | 66.73 | 100% | 2016-03-30 |
| 23414. | Bantako (bantako) | 66.73 | 94% | 2016-05-19 |
| 23415. | Mrs. Till's (cray) | 66.73 | — | 2008-10-02 |
| 23416. | Disappear (disappear_) | 66.72 | 97% | 2022-02-12 |
| 23417. | Mega (mega_mushroom) | 66.72 | 95% | 2021-10-29 |
| 23418. | Harsh (devilsnest) | 66.72 | 95% | 2022-07-08 |
| 23419. | Jessica (jessica_phuong) | 66.72 | 89% | 2015-10-31 |
| 23420. | Kaitlyn (milkweed) | 66.72 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
| 23421. | Kejriwal (rustam) | 66.72 | 95% | 2014-09-17 |
| 23422. | harsh (hrshrj) | 66.72 | 91% | 2016-03-11 |
| 23423. | Tracer (stonecoleq) | 66.71 | 88% | 2016-09-08 |
| 23424. | brazil brazil (theluki46) | 66.71 | 95% | 2023-05-28 |
| 23425. | David (eglamire) | 66.71 | 97% | 2020-01-02 |
| 23426. | matan (m20072) | 66.71 | 92% | 2013-07-24 |
| 23427. | Varun (iam_varun) | 66.71 | 97% | 2023-05-23 |
| 23428. | Pupapupa (pupapupa171) | 66.71 | 95% | 2022-04-25 |
| 23429. | niko (moguu) | 66.71 | 95% | 2021-01-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |