So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20199. | Amit yadav (sasagey0) | 68.10 | 96% | 2021-08-26 |
| 20200. | Phil (lordphil3) | 68.10 | 96% | 2020-02-21 |
| 20201. | Ryan (hwro88) | 68.10 | 96% | 2020-03-15 |
| 20202. | Logan (lowgunnz) | 68.10 | 91% | 2015-12-29 |
| 20203. | Alexandra (alleyandra) | 68.10 | — | 2010-07-17 |
| 20204. | Whos (g3trekt) | 68.09 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 20205. | Ray (ddsshj) | 68.09 | 98% | 2022-02-12 |
| 20206. | deceitful (deceitful) | 68.09 | 92% | 2014-04-07 |
| 20207. | Elton (eltonferraz) | 68.09 | 99% | 2020-04-12 |
| 20208. | al (alpasto) | 68.09 | 97% | 2021-07-05 |
| 20209. | 🤟 Aguero 😁 (vadamulu) | 68.09 | 97% | 2018-07-18 |
| 20210. | Brigitte (brigittesniper) | 68.09 | 97% | 2013-04-20 |
| 20211. | trungtanbui@gmail.com (trun... | 68.09 | — | 2010-05-20 |
| 20212. | Eric (emy5023) | 68.09 | 94% | 2014-05-01 |
| 20213. | Unequaled (unequaled) | 68.09 | 95% | 2017-05-05 |
| 20214. | ghulaam (200368021) | 68.09 | — | 2010-05-19 |
| 20215. | sourabh (sourabh20010) | 68.08 | 95% | 2016-10-11 |
| 20216. | Harsh (devilsnest) | 68.08 | 97% | 2022-06-04 |
| 20217. | Adiatma (adiatmadit) | 68.08 | 96% | 2021-01-01 |
| 20218. | Trent (tparker5) | 68.08 | 98.5% | 2021-01-29 |
| 20219. | Matilda (matildaj) | 68.08 | 94% | 2015-11-05 |
| 20220. | Cătălin ---- music_catali... | 68.08 | 96% | 2013-09-01 |
| 20221. | عبدالعزيز (alfawda... | 68.08 | 98% | 2018-12-05 |
| 20222. | Bruno (brunoyb) | 68.07 | 97% | 2018-07-01 |
| 20223. | Vladyslav (relixxxy) | 68.07 | 98% | 2023-08-28 |
| 20224. | Mez69 (mezx69) | 68.07 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
| 20225. | Thong (thongtran) | 68.07 | 98% | 2015-06-01 |
| 20226. | DreamTheater (uniplayer) | 68.07 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 20227. | Loren (lbrindze) | 68.07 | 93% | 2013-11-08 |
| 20228. | Ricky (ricky_singh) | 68.07 | 96% | 2015-01-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |