So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14048. | Yakiniku (bigmeatball) | 78.19 | 96% | 2021-03-01 |
| 14049. | xRay (xraygoggles) | 78.19 | 93% | 2016-11-08 |
| 14050. | Luis (regneva17) | 78.19 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
| 14051. | SavagePastaMan (savagepasta... | 78.19 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 14052. | x (xyzxyz) | 78.19 | 98% | 2013-11-09 |
| 14053. | hachi (hachinamio) | 78.19 | 97% | 2012-01-03 |
| 14054. | Mega (mega_mushroom) | 78.18 | 98% | 2022-01-20 |
| 14055. | Just (needhelpintyping) | 78.18 | 96% | 2021-06-18 |
| 14056. | matthew (mattchy) | 78.18 | 98% | 2022-04-04 |
| 14057. | Decay (patrickkwannn) | 78.18 | 96% | 2022-01-27 |
| 14058. | Drizzy (dreazy) | 78.18 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
| 14059. | HyunWoo (showaid) | 78.18 | 98% | 2016-07-10 |
| 14060. | K (paradigm) | 78.18 | — | 2008-12-08 |
| 14061. | 🥀ܐܘܔܢ🦅 (ogin) | 78.18 | 94% | 2016-11-03 |
| 14062. | chinh (chinhndt) | 78.18 | 96% | 2011-05-09 |
| 14063. | Kylee (cheyna) | 78.18 | 96% | 2015-09-05 |
| 14064. | Kieffer J. (devilsdash) | 78.17 | 94% | 2013-09-06 |
| 14065. | radiant (radiant98) | 78.17 | 98% | 2021-07-17 |
| 14066. | Hong Kong Independence (hon... | 78.17 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 14067. | Gegug (gegug) | 78.17 | 96.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 14068. | Ryan (rahzero) | 78.17 | 94% | 2011-06-02 |
| 14069. | The Mustard Tiger (jaenxst) | 78.16 | 96% | 2015-11-03 |
| 14070. | Kawaki (kawakii) | 78.16 | 96.5% | 2023-10-15 |
| 14071. | Beth (beth16123) | 78.16 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
| 14072. | Benjin (benjin7) | 78.16 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
| 14073. | Jack (jackbiscegliaa) | 78.16 | 95% | 2021-05-12 |
| 14074. | supermonkey (sup3rm0nk3y) | 78.16 | 97% | 2022-10-07 |
| 14075. | Christian (fcheddar) | 78.16 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 14076. | KaliedscopicWill (kaleidesc... | 78.16 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 14077. | Gene (mckuletzz) | 78.15 | 92% | 2015-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |