So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35141. | Trung (lukhach810) | 41.36 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 35142. | rajeev (rajsaini00c) | 41.36 | 91% | 2012-07-17 |
| 35143. | Holmes (doc_holmes) | 41.35 | 93% | 2022-07-05 |
| 35144. | Eggdog (eggdog) | 41.35 | 91% | 2015-11-08 |
| 35145. | Bob (the_transistor) | 41.34 | 82% | 2015-12-11 |
| 35146. | Ruben (ruben_c) | 41.34 | 96% | 2022-10-01 |
| 35147. | k millerq (kmiller01) | 41.34 | 96% | 2013-08-04 |
| 35148. | redouanr (motiv_red) | 41.33 | 95% | 2023-05-04 |
| 35149. | Bolbi (neovison6993) | 41.33 | 92% | 2016-04-13 |
| 35150. | aryan (aryasiva333) | 41.33 | 96% | 2023-01-12 |
| 35151. | ariyaninj (aryaninj) | 41.32 | 91% | 2023-06-20 |
| 35152. | Caroline (cdavid246) | 41.32 | 85% | 2012-12-08 |
| 35153. | Wylie (wylie) | 41.32 | 92% | 2011-09-09 |
| 35154. | maruf (maruf1010) | 41.31 | 93% | 2017-01-09 |
| 35155. | Daniel (danieldanis) | 41.30 | 92% | 2021-04-14 |
| 35156. | Hans (hansjyrgen) | 41.30 | — | 2008-08-29 |
| 35157. | Jahodovydzem (jahodovydzem) | 41.29 | 93% | 2022-11-29 |
| 35158. | sanki (devilsanki) | 41.29 | 92% | 2011-05-14 |
| 35159. | andrian (andrian1311) | 41.29 | 92% | 2011-09-27 |
| 35160. | Andrew (andw3r) | 41.29 | 93% | 2017-06-29 |
| 35161. | Phuong (staroflead) | 41.28 | 92% | 2016-04-07 |
| 35162. | Ricky (rickytyper) | 41.28 | 92% | 2015-11-05 |
| 35163. | ventisca (ventisca) | 41.28 | 93% | 2013-05-21 |
| 35164. | Rudi (rudik) | 41.27 | 95% | 2015-09-16 |
| 35165. | Ashis (ashis136) | 41.27 | 93% | 2014-04-16 |
| 35166. | ARTHUR (4rthur) | 41.26 | 92.5% | 2021-02-28 |
| 35167. | Nikhil Sharma (nikhil_bolt) | 41.26 | 95% | 2021-01-08 |
| 35168. | Sophie (samaliya) | 41.25 | 95.6% | 2023-07-30 |
| 35169. | Md. Tarek Hasan (tarek_racer) | 41.25 | 95.9% | 2021-01-29 |
| 35170. | Jacob (jclaessens) | 41.24 | 94% | 2016-01-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |