The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 684. | (asonetuh) | 129.57 | 98.6% | 2023-08-14 |
| 685. | (matisse) | 129.53 | 97% | 2012-11-11 |
| 686. | mpu (mpu1) | 129.52 | 97% | 2018-10-17 |
| 687. | (ysc996) | 129.48 | 90% | 2016-10-15 |
| 688. | Uttam (uttamkhanal) | 129.47 | 99% | 2022-05-31 |
| 689. | (lemmma) | 129.47 | 99% | 2021-07-19 |
| 690. | Long Double E.T. (jackje) | 129.47 | 100% | 2012-09-11 |
| 691. | artahian (aram90) | 129.42 | 97% | 2012-06-15 |
| 692. | (svictors) | 129.40 | 98% | 2015-04-27 |
| 693. | xE_nder (xe_nder) | 129.38 | 98% | 2025-04-01 |
| 694. | (sigurone) | 129.32 | 98% | 2015-12-18 |
| 695. | Stuart (sleesong) | 129.31 | 97% | 2013-04-04 |
| 696. | Kevin (tran.kevinq@gmail.com) | 129.31 | — | 2011-03-12 |
| 697. | (twitchtvuberaznpwnage) | 129.29 | 96% | 2016-03-03 |
| 698. | AnakNgPating (2001or21) | 129.26 | 98.1% | 2024-10-08 |
| 699. | (sophiiee) | 129.25 | 99% | 2018-09-21 |
| 700. | Sinister (devillesadvocate) | 129.18 | 100% | 2012-12-08 |
| 701. | CodeWeaver (codeweaver) | 129.17 | 99% | 2017-01-04 |
| 702. | blender (be_rosy) | 129.12 | 97.1% | 2024-01-09 |
| 703. | Osii_ (osiris_jugo) | 129.09 | 98.8% | 2025-03-01 |
| 704. | c4 (noobgalaxy) | 129.09 | 98% | 2016-04-15 |
| 705. | (noomo) | 129.05 | 98% | 2018-08-27 |
| 706. | (blerz) | 129.04 | 98.8% | 2024-12-05 |
| 707. | ansix (an66) | 129.03 | 97.9% | 2025-03-02 |
| 708. | Atilla (blueatillalonny) | 129.03 | 97% | 2015-01-15 |
| 709. | sfpt90024 (sfpt90024) | 128.97 | 97% | 2025-06-15 |
| 710. | (professordad) | 128.96 | 97% | 2014-10-21 |
| 711. | Fianchetto123 (fianchetto123) | 128.94 | 98.8% | 2023-12-08 |
| 712. | person4268 (person4268) | 128.93 | 98.5% | 2024-03-14 |
| 713. | Kukkz (guilherme_sandrini) | 128.88 | 98% | 2026-05-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |