So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 588. | (namavi) | 128.83 | 97% | 2012-08-26 |
| 589. | Lala (dragonlordo) | 128.82 | 94% | 2012-03-22 |
| 590. | ┈⟿ ✈︎ (teilo) | 128.81 | 98% | 2016-06-24 |
| 591. | (darkmemoria) | 128.78 | — | 2011-03-10 |
| 592. | (socrates) | 128.77 | 92% | 2011-10-09 |
| 593. | 💉 (milan_) | 128.75 | 99% | 2018-05-26 |
| 594. | Test (testsubject) | 128.75 | 99% | 2011-09-24 |
| 595. | (eric2choix37) | 128.73 | 87% | 2013-12-22 |
| 596. | (aeynn) | 128.71 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 597. | (pshz) | 128.69 | 99% | 2019-11-24 |
| 598. | (amazingchestahead) | 128.67 | 98% | 2016-05-05 |
| 599. | Aakash (srinivasan41) | 128.64 | 99% | 2021-03-04 |
| 600. | (lkortebe) | 128.64 | 97% | 2015-06-04 |
| 601. | AL (rob43) | 128.63 | 98% | 2011-11-29 |
| 602. | (radcl) | 128.60 | 97% | 2017-03-06 |
| 603. | (ghettohomeboi) | 128.60 | — | 2011-04-17 |
| 604. | Sinister (devillesadvocate) | 128.57 | 100% | 2012-10-21 |
| 605. | (sgunderson) | 128.54 | — | 2008-08-30 |
| 606. | (dillyracer420) | 128.53 | 99% | 2023-07-09 |
| 607. | (wallygator) | 128.53 | 98% | 2013-01-26 |
| 608. | (sheenrocks7@hotmail.com) | 128.53 | 94% | 2016-01-03 |
| 609. | (alextrebek) | 128.50 | — | 2010-05-19 |
| 610. | FDHFM5🖤 (yunguber) | 128.47 | 99% | 2022-07-12 |
| 611. | Niels (nielsjensen) | 128.46 | 98% | 2020-07-14 |
| 612. | telorbuzzu (telorbusu) | 128.43 | 98% | 2019-11-13 |
| 613. | (ml1326) | 128.43 | 99% | 2016-03-20 |
| 614. | (testingtesting) | 128.42 | 100% | 2013-11-13 |
| 615. | Ahmed (nesbmido) | 128.35 | 99% | 2021-05-12 |
| 616. | Sushi (pixis) | 128.33 | 96% | 2016-08-28 |
| 617. | (bwahaha) | 128.26 | — | 2008-12-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |