So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14445. | Nervous (unselfishnervousha... | 77.43 | 98% | 2021-04-04 |
| 14446. | asdf (zainamjad) | 77.43 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 14447. | Nagi (_nagi) | 77.43 | 94% | 2020-10-29 |
| 14448. | spetterpoep (spetterpoep) | 77.43 | 95% | 2020-05-21 |
| 14449. | Lloyd (lloydd) | 77.42 | 96% | 2015-12-15 |
| 14450. | lagidigu (lagidigu) | 77.42 | 91% | 2013-04-04 |
| 14451. | Jeffrey (randomhour) | 77.42 | 97% | 2015-05-15 |
| 14452. | sds (raja5432) | 77.42 | — | 2009-10-15 |
| 14453. | Sporak (cheeseballoon) | 77.41 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 14454. | Kiran (kkdatkiran) | 77.41 | 99% | 2022-02-04 |
| 14455. | Kekkers (kekkers) | 77.41 | 96% | 2022-06-11 |
| 14456. | 𝐊 𝐑 𝐀 𝐊 𝐄 ... | 77.41 | 97% | 2021-03-27 |
| 14457. | Marco Angelo (marcoangelojp... | 77.41 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 14458. | 50wpm (chengyangz) | 77.41 | 97% | 2021-06-15 |
| 14459. | theaveragedude (the_avg_dude) | 77.41 | 98% | 2021-10-01 |
| 14460. | Jackie (jackie_cogan) | 77.41 | 98% | 2017-09-25 |
| 14461. | Jordan (jordanfa) | 77.40 | 98% | 2017-06-20 |
| 14462. | Duncan (micro_t) | 77.40 | 98% | 2022-09-12 |
| 14463. | BioFare (colemakinginprogress) | 77.40 | 96.4% | 2023-08-26 |
| 14464. | (ryan8896lch) | 77.40 | 98% | 2022-08-05 |
| 14465. | Rushing Tank (devilhachi) | 77.40 | 94% | 2015-04-27 |
| 14466. | qria (qria) | 77.40 | 88% | 2016-10-19 |
| 14467. | nitrosquid (nitrosquid) | 77.39 | 96% | 2022-11-23 |
| 14468. | CallMeSaul (sussytypist) | 77.39 | 96% | 2023-01-30 |
| 14469. | Utshab (utshab_niraula) | 77.39 | 98% | 2023-01-23 |
| 14470. | Luke (lukeeff) | 77.39 | 97% | 2021-12-27 |
| 14471. | Kenneth (noswagkenneth) | 77.39 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 14472. | M Rizwan (rizwanm42) | 77.39 | 98% | 2014-04-03 |
| 14473. | veljkoz (veljkoz) | 77.39 | 97% | 2011-10-03 |
| 14474. | Andrew (laughingpanda42) | 77.39 | 96% | 2019-05-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |