The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8952. | rob (userguy10) | 49.07 | 89% | 2017-02-14 |
| 8953. | Dani (lonelydoni) | 49.07 | 97% | 2021-01-29 |
| 8954. | Edward (ottr) | 49.07 | — | 2010-10-14 |
| 8955. | Melanie (mel17) | 49.07 | — | 2010-06-21 |
| 8956. | enli (chrischris6126) | 49.06 | 92% | 2020-08-25 |
| 8957. | Edris (3dris) | 49.06 | 99% | 2023-01-24 |
| 8958. | pritom das (pito144) | 49.06 | 95% | 2023-07-27 |
| 8959. | dade (yamato) | 49.06 | — | 2008-10-20 |
| 8960. | Nam (namnq) | 49.06 | — | 2009-10-25 |
| 8961. | James (lebron_james23) | 49.06 | 94% | 2015-12-24 |
| 8962. | Pitthayathorn (konvict) | 49.06 | — | 2009-08-01 |
| 8963. | Sumit (smromuec) | 49.05 | 90% | 2012-03-30 |
| 8964. | ed (soda13) | 49.05 | — | 2008-10-21 |
| 8965. | Edward (eduward0_) | 49.05 | 93.4% | 2021-02-16 |
| 8966. | Sonam (sonamtobgyal) | 49.05 | 97% | 2011-11-04 |
| 8967. | abart (abart711) | 49.05 | 89% | 2014-05-09 |
| 8968. | Joseph (joseph_115) | 49.04 | 93% | 2021-01-25 |
| 8969. | sc__tm (mdtm) | 49.04 | 98% | 2022-12-26 |
| 8970. | Nesha (recorder) | 49.04 | 89% | 2014-12-30 |
| 8971. | Hansel (devilflame98) | 49.04 | 89% | 2015-08-01 |
| 8972. | Abraham (ekowso) | 49.04 | 96% | 2012-12-10 |
| 8973. | amina (fizzydrink) | 49.04 | 98% | 2016-07-12 |
| 8974. | Nguyen (anhhero) | 49.04 | — | 2010-06-06 |
| 8975. | Rose (dragonchaser97) | 49.04 | 98% | 2016-09-14 |
| 8976. | Citrusberry (citrusberry) | 49.03 | 90% | 2013-06-11 |
| 8977. | weeb (cv01) | 49.03 | 96% | 2017-09-09 |
| 8978. | Tyler (exilereject) | 49.03 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 8979. | emma (emmmmmmmaaaaa) | 49.03 | 95% | 2020-05-23 |
| 8980. | David (hunter_guy) | 49.03 | 96% | 2021-01-29 |
| 8981. | Emily (chitario) | 49.03 | 92% | 2014-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |