So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11860. | Sylvaen (suggestedrp) | 82.09 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 11861. | Hillistine (hillistine) | 82.09 | 96% | 2020-08-04 |
| 11862. | AngryBacon (angrybacon) | 82.09 | 91% | 2013-04-18 |
| 11863. | Mitchell (mrfreeze) | 82.08 | 95% | 2016-06-03 |
| 11864. | Ruben (oiradnebur) | 82.08 | 98% | 2014-10-20 |
| 11865. | Dickson (kldho2) | 82.08 | 98% | 2015-05-04 |
| 11866. | Greg (razrcrest) | 82.08 | 99% | 2021-01-01 |
| 11867. | Kai (ken_d) | 82.08 | 97.5% | 2023-08-12 |
| 11868. | Coach Mac (coachmac) | 82.07 | 96% | 2015-01-18 |
| 11869. | Vasil (vasil) | 82.07 | 98% | 2012-02-09 |
| 11870. | Prev (prevwong) | 82.07 | 93% | 2016-08-18 |
| 11871. | Rafiq (rafiq) | 82.07 | 97% | 2011-07-06 |
| 11872. | Art (artkhl) | 82.07 | 98% | 2023-08-06 |
| 11873. | Abhinav (ab7_z) | 82.07 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
| 11874. | Saphrog (saphrog) | 82.07 | 97% | 2023-08-30 |
| 11875. | Yousolo (yousolo) | 82.07 | 97% | 2023-04-19 |
| 11876. | Wobble (devil23_11) | 82.06 | 94% | 2013-04-06 |
| 11877. | Austin (smellsmell929) | 82.06 | 91% | 2012-10-31 |
| 11878. | crai (crai27) | 82.06 | 96% | 2021-09-07 |
| 11879. | Snail (snail_geezer) | 82.06 | 96% | 2023-04-10 |
| 11880. | _(:3) ∠) (neco36) | 82.05 | 95% | 2014-04-03 |
| 11881. | Julie (sansa) | 82.05 | 95% | 2014-03-12 |
| 11882. | Vaj (taychee) | 82.05 | 95% | 2023-01-25 |
| 11883. | dulguun (raven520) | 82.05 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
| 11884. | Luke (ltuite) | 82.05 | 96% | 2019-03-12 |
| 11885. | EEEEErol (rsfatboy119) | 82.04 | 98% | 2018-03-21 |
| 11886. | Sharil (sharilyuen) | 82.04 | 98% | 2013-06-05 |
| 11887. | therainmaker (therainmaker) | 82.04 | 94% | 2016-05-30 |
| 11888. | Tay (tayc) | 82.04 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 11889. | Aadarsha1459 (alphaa_59) | 82.04 | 97% | 2022-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |