The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10376. | 🛸 (lubu123456) | 88.60 | 97% | 2011-09-21 |
| 10377. | gumball (gumball_123_123) | 88.60 | 99% | 2025-04-22 |
| 10378. | JT (nosheds) | 88.60 | 97% | 2024-10-03 |
| 10379. | JO (johowjo) | 88.60 | 96.9% | 2024-05-17 |
| 10380. | ACC [99 - 100] (dinoh_sandys) | 88.60 | 99% | 2021-12-15 |
| 10381. | daniel (dpainter) | 88.60 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
| 10382. | Hell (hellgee) | 88.59 | 96% | 2026-04-12 |
| 10383. | Ast (astrxse) | 88.59 | 96% | 2025-12-28 |
| 10384. | zethabyte (zethabyte) | 88.59 | 96.6% | 2025-01-04 |
| 10385. | AcroniX (acronix_iom) | 88.59 | 97% | 2025-03-10 |
| 10386. | Sir (sirfatfingers) | 88.59 | 98.5% | 2024-02-02 |
| 10387. | Jeff (jjj11x) | 88.59 | 99% | 2022-08-17 |
| 10388. | SirShrek69 (puffers23) | 88.59 | 96% | 2022-04-22 |
| 10389. | johnny (stopbeatingme) | 88.59 | 96% | 2016-10-08 |
| 10390. | Jan (janmkraemer) | 88.59 | 96% | 2013-07-10 |
| 10391. | Igor (brezerk) | 88.59 | — | 2010-06-09 |
| 10392. | Spartan (speedrunner1) | 88.58 | 97% | 2026-02-16 |
| 10393. | Nicolas (fruscianterules) | 88.58 | 97.8% | 2025-04-19 |
| 10394. | andy (rainmaker123) | 88.58 | 97.2% | 2024-11-27 |
| 10395. | Nate (lemylime) | 88.58 | 98% | 2022-08-19 |
| 10396. | Vanshaj (torque_i_alpha) | 88.58 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| 10397. | Naing Htoo Aung (devii92) | 88.58 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 10398. | Gelske (gelskeb) | 88.58 | — | 2011-04-16 |
| 10399. | Declan (deccazz) | 88.58 | 97% | 2025-07-02 |
| 10400. | ReDyrme (redyrme) | 88.58 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 10401. | Mark (olsmiff62) | 88.57 | — | 2011-02-11 |
| 10402. | PlayerGamesPro (tanishqsingh) | 88.57 | 97.1% | 2024-09-05 |
| 10403. | Lakshya (lakshyasharma) | 88.57 | 96% | 2025-08-11 |
| 10404. | DMack (dmack98) | 88.57 | 98% | 2025-07-10 |
| 10405. | Good luck fam @Arteezy (mic... | 88.57 | 97% | 2017-07-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |