It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3809. | Zofie (zmchristian) | 63.00 | 97% | 2019-01-13 |
| 3810. | Bill (billzheng15) | 63.00 | 95% | 2019-04-26 |
| 3811. | Josh (djoshi) | 62.99 | 97% | 2017-10-29 |
| 3812. | Derrick (victoryx5) | 62.98 | 95% | 2020-05-04 |
| 3813. | Melas (melas1) | 62.97 | 95% | 2017-10-18 |
| 3814. | Evan (tamasu) | 62.96 | 97% | 2020-12-13 |
| 3815. | Spencer (yaboispoon) | 62.95 | 97% | 2020-09-01 |
| 3816. | Anh (anhtheking) | 62.95 | 97% | 2018-03-16 |
| 3817. | Zachary (sk8erbo1) | 62.94 | 95% | 2017-09-06 |
| 3818. | Jack (jackthehuman) | 62.93 | 95% | 2020-04-04 |
| 3819. | Eugene (eugene1) | 62.90 | 95% | 2020-09-02 |
| 3820. | Jarambae (farid1993) | 62.90 | 97% | 2017-09-02 |
| 3821. | Deepak (deepak_paliwal) | 62.90 | 95% | 2018-12-28 |
| 3822. | Luka (soleesoki) | 62.87 | 95% | 2020-10-06 |
| 3823. | Jonathan Byers (big_johny) | 62.86 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 3824. | Jebediah (bakerman144) | 62.85 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 3825. | liulian (18838007960) | 62.84 | 96% | 2020-05-19 |
| 3826. | Device (device46) | 62.84 | 96% | 2019-01-10 |
| 3827. | Varun (varun6) | 62.84 | 96% | 2018-12-07 |
| 3828. | Nicholas (massive_nick) | 62.82 | 95% | 2019-08-12 |
| 3829. | tstats[jgschu40] (jgschu40) | 62.78 | 97% | 2018-04-27 |
| 3830. | julio (jcmendoza4) | 62.78 | 95% | 2019-08-30 |
| 3831. | JC (jinchin331) | 62.77 | 96% | 2018-09-02 |
| 3832. | Charles (mcicychip) | 62.75 | 95% | 2019-02-13 |
| 3833. | Felix (brohlz) | 62.75 | 98% | 2020-01-08 |
| 3834. | ♠Homer (pimpelkram) | 62.73 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 3835. | ジョン (johnr_) | 62.72 | 94% | 2020-05-22 |
| 3836. | Eli (incarnis1) | 62.72 | 97% | 2020-02-03 |
| 3837. | Denis (me4ls_0n_whee1s) | 62.71 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
| 3838. | Melioninas (melioninas) | 62.71 | 96% | 2020-05-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |