Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13460. | Blankout (blankout) | 79.50 | 97% | 2012-03-21 |
| 13461. | Bekzhan (bekzhan29) | 79.50 | 97% | 2012-12-31 |
| 13462. | Jaiden (casiopao) | 79.49 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
| 13463. | RedToa (redtoa) | 79.49 | 98% | 2021-07-09 |
| 13464. | Rasul (rasul07) | 79.49 | 95% | 2023-07-06 |
| 13465. | Brandoni (buhrandone) | 79.49 | 86% | 2013-08-10 |
| 13466. | Dennis (mwaweru) | 79.49 | 97% | 2012-06-10 |
| 13467. | Julian (itsnutra) | 79.49 | 96% | 2019-01-22 |
| 13468. | Sage (sagechaozu) | 79.48 | 92% | 2016-11-27 |
| 13469. | Adrian (dinfus) | 79.48 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 13470. | b (learningcolemakxd) | 79.48 | 96% | 2019-01-18 |
| 13471. | Henrik (iupgrade) | 79.48 | 95% | 2021-03-18 |
| 13472. | Orri (orria98) | 79.48 | 96% | 2022-02-23 |
| 13473. | তৌসিফুল ফ... | 79.48 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
| 13474. | Staccato (magnetholik) | 79.48 | — | 2009-11-13 |
| 13475. | Evan (zkijt) | 79.48 | 93% | 2014-04-30 |
| 13476. | V (vernereal) | 79.47 | 100% | 2014-02-12 |
| 13477. | Steven (kazooie) | 79.47 | — | 2009-01-30 |
| 13478. | badtyper (badtyper_) | 79.47 | 95% | 2023-05-07 |
| 13479. | RED (red666) | 79.47 | 94.9% | 2023-09-22 |
| 13480. | someone (someone845) | 79.47 | 99% | 2014-02-06 |
| 13481. | Nana Kwame (papa_elbee) | 79.47 | 96% | 2021-05-14 |
| 13482. | Ashish (ashish01) | 79.47 | 98% | 2023-01-11 |
| 13483. | Bryan (bkjin01) | 79.47 | 96% | 2016-09-05 |
| 13484. | Elyse (queenlizzie13) | 79.47 | 92% | 2012-12-28 |
| 13485. | Wayne (devia) | 79.47 | 96% | 2016-03-09 |
| 13486. | Charles (danielduhdunce) | 79.46 | 92% | 2016-07-18 |
| 13487. | tstats[beedi] (beedi) | 79.46 | 97.4% | 2023-07-17 |
| 13488. | Toda (steelbreeze) | 79.46 | 98% | 2018-04-08 |
| 13489. | am (apb1) | 79.46 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |