I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17711. | Carlos (sonicboom842) | 71.48 | 93% | 2017-11-16 |
| 17712. | Cal (calypso4809) | 71.48 | 98% | 2021-10-25 |
| 17713. | Davit (alpha_17) | 71.48 | 96% | 2020-11-22 |
| 17714. | justhin (justhinmadjos) | 71.48 | 91% | 2015-09-08 |
| 17715. | matt (archytas) | 71.48 | 97% | 2012-06-15 |
| 17716. | brokenshin (severalbrokensh... | 71.47 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
| 17717. | Izan (wei_wei_yap_yap) | 71.47 | 96% | 2020-12-28 |
| 17718. | Chwazt (chwazt) | 71.47 | 91% | 2013-10-11 |
| 17719. | Joy (joyyang810035) | 71.46 | 94% | 2020-12-01 |
| 17720. | Carla (carlatgenardy) | 71.46 | 97% | 2017-07-18 |
| 17721. | Jo (joogawa) | 71.46 | 95% | 2011-12-06 |
| 17722. | Susan (houstonsleepingbeauty) | 71.46 | 96% | 2012-10-30 |
| 17723. | mathemage (mathemage) | 71.45 | 99% | 2015-08-15 |
| 17724. | XXX (pitago) | 71.45 | 96% | 2015-12-03 |
| 17725. | David Kim (nerix) | 71.45 | 91% | 2013-02-17 |
| 17726. | Erin (heimer16) | 71.45 | 92% | 2015-04-16 |
| 17727. | John (alpha86) | 71.44 | 94% | 2017-01-25 |
| 17728. | Wayne (devia) | 71.44 | 90% | 2014-08-22 |
| 17729. | Datucis (datucis) | 71.43 | 90% | 2014-01-27 |
| 17730. | Robert (dondebonde) | 71.42 | 89% | 2013-08-02 |
| 17731. | Joe (jgizzi21) | 71.42 | 97% | 2021-09-25 |
| 17732. | Susannah (zannahdoll) | 71.42 | 98% | 2015-05-24 |
| 17733. | Emily (emilydanielle2013) | 71.42 | 95% | 2012-05-30 |
| 17734. | Greg (dietsche) | 71.42 | 96% | 2012-07-14 |
| 17735. | Benson (astriker) | 71.41 | 93% | 2014-03-22 |
| 17736. | Joey (germslol) | 71.41 | 87% | 2013-04-27 |
| 17737. | Brock (rockin_brock) | 71.41 | 87% | 2012-07-30 |
| 17738. | Neal Aldrich (nealchug) | 71.41 | 96% | 2016-04-12 |
| 17739. | Jess (jesst) | 71.41 | — | 2009-02-17 |
| 17740. | Jamie (rendual) | 71.40 | 92% | 2015-03-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |