The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16727. | guest (er8852852) | 77.25 | 89% | 2012-12-13 |
| 16728. | cukubix (asdvsd12) | 77.24 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 16729. | Wyte (whiteguy1) | 77.24 | 93% | 2012-11-27 |
| 16730. | oshan (ice_cold) | 77.24 | 98% | 2021-04-15 |
| 16731. | fruitsauce (ghostspirit) | 77.24 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 16732. | VinÃcius (stdcoutvinicius) | 77.24 | 92% | 2013-08-09 |
| 16733. | Sabrina (ssr11) | 77.24 | 99% | 2012-07-13 |
| 16734. | Robert (bertles) | 77.24 | 98% | 2018-09-25 |
| 16735. | Basrt (darksky) | 77.24 | — | 2008-09-24 |
| 16736. | Sonny (sonny2011) | 77.24 | 94% | 2013-03-07 |
| 16737. | Mayank (minkk777) | 77.24 | 96% | 2019-08-12 |
| 16738. | Souptacks (souptacks) | 77.23 | 97% | 2022-03-14 |
| 16739. | Ephraim (eazswim) | 77.23 | 93% | 2013-09-25 |
| 16740. | Sabari (sabari314) | 77.23 | 98% | 2021-07-31 |
| 16741. | Playre (playreone) | 77.23 | 90% | 2012-03-06 |
| 16742. | Chris (cheekcn) | 77.23 | — | 2008-10-19 |
| 16743. | manoj (manoj0792) | 77.22 | 95.2% | 2023-05-26 |
| 16744. | brock (bpradere04) | 77.22 | 97% | 2016-07-29 |
| 16745. | rlc1990 (rlc1990) | 77.22 | 94% | 2018-01-05 |
| 16746. | gabe (gabersnake) | 77.22 | 99% | 2021-07-27 |
| 16747. | Joshua (beastjg) | 77.22 | 95% | 2021-01-21 |
| 16748. | KraZy_KiLLa (krazy_killa) | 77.22 | 97% | 2014-05-08 |
| 16749. | Khris Lendl (khrislendltuta... | 77.22 | 92% | 2012-06-27 |
| 16750. | Wayne (devia) | 77.22 | 94% | 2015-04-22 |
| 16751. | Bla (blablabla_) | 77.21 | 98.8% | 2023-10-24 |
| 16752. | Mashrur (mashrurhossain) | 77.21 | 95% | 2023-04-25 |
| 16753. | king (23bish) | 77.21 | 96% | 2023-08-08 |
| 16754. | Tomek (tomal) | 77.21 | 89% | 2012-10-01 |
| 16755. | Mike (maiku) | 77.21 | — | 2010-04-09 |
| 16756. | Noelle (raeofss) | 77.21 | 90% | 2013-11-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |