I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3636. | Pixql (pixql) | 65.85 | 94% | 2026-01-29 |
| 3637. | George (gsiaf) | 65.82 | 95.4% | 2024-06-10 |
| 3638. | turtleWPM (sirasil) | 65.68 | 97% | 2024-05-11 |
| 3639. | Fryyed (fryyedup) | 65.58 | 95% | 2023-10-07 |
| 3640. | Ibrahim (ibrah1m) | 65.56 | 95% | 2023-04-26 |
| 3641. | Damon Wang (da_moan) | 65.52 | 95% | 2025-02-20 |
| 3642. | Alex (alexkai) | 65.45 | 94.3% | 2023-05-19 |
| 3643. | Alexandre (astroide0808) | 65.42 | 97% | 2025-05-26 |
| 3644. | wokeupdayruined (wokeupdayr... | 65.36 | 96% | 2025-02-20 |
| 3645. | Debu_Jaat (jaat45) | 65.35 | 96.4% | 2025-05-15 |
| 3646. | kieriekop (_kieriekop) | 65.34 | 96.9% | 2024-03-20 |
| 3647. | India&China are elephants r... | 65.34 | 97% | 2026-03-29 |
| 3648. | ✨ (abhisekai) | 65.33 | 95% | 2024-07-01 |
| 3649. | kayrs (killlur) | 65.32 | 94.2% | 2024-04-16 |
| 3650. | Miss Stitch (staities) | 65.29 | 99% | 2023-10-23 |
| 3651. | prime (prime_eternity) | 65.24 | 97% | 2026-05-01 |
| 3652. | DG (devgo4th) | 65.23 | 95% | 2024-10-15 |
| 3653. | karim (karimchickensoup) | 65.14 | 95.3% | 2023-09-16 |
| 3654. | Anton (0ffbyone) | 65.13 | 94.9% | 2025-01-20 |
| 3655. | taha (tahashemy) | 65.11 | 96.4% | 2024-07-16 |
| 3656. | Mikan (mikanki) | 65.11 | 96% | 2024-05-30 |
| 3657. | ABC (slushpuppy275) | 64.98 | 95.2% | 2024-06-13 |
| 3658. | pepitsy (pepitsyschool) | 64.97 | 97% | 2024-04-10 |
| 3659. | Stephanie (snbtower2) | 64.96 | 97% | 2025-10-22 |
| 3660. | the one (qaisianas) | 64.96 | 95% | 2023-04-18 |
| 3661. | Mahdi (iranshahi) | 64.94 | 95% | 2024-02-09 |
| 3662. | Manuel (manuelsandoya) | 64.91 | 95.8% | 2024-09-24 |
| 3663. | Nyiela (ncs1020) | 64.89 | 94.9% | 2024-05-07 |
| 3664. | annajam06 (annajam06) | 64.88 | 97.7% | 2023-12-06 |
| 3665. | spiffy (spiffingway) | 64.86 | 95% | 2024-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |