Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2626. | Kizhua (kizhua) | 72.98 | 96% | 2020-02-16 |
2627. | heytheredvorak (ym123dvorak) | 72.93 | 97% | 2017-11-01 |
2628. | Hsu (eh643027) | 72.92 | 100% | 2019-10-14 |
2629. | Wandon (wandon) | 72.92 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
2630. | Harvey (harveyqqq) | 72.92 | 96% | 2019-06-04 |
2631. | Nathan (craizar) | 72.92 | 97% | 2017-10-21 |
2632. | Vincent (jvgcalites) | 72.89 | 96% | 2019-09-19 |
2633. | AZ (tundoo) | 72.87 | 98% | 2019-01-22 |
2634. | Ryan (rinselmann) | 72.87 | 98% | 2018-09-04 |
2635. | derdier (derdier) | 72.84 | 95% | 2018-08-13 |
2636. | Prin (prinplup9) | 72.84 | 99% | 2019-02-11 |
2637. | Sarah (sebrill) | 72.82 | 99% | 2018-02-27 |
2638. | Awesome (awesomeflabber) | 72.82 | 97% | 2018-05-28 |
2639. | angie (kcmo) | 72.81 | 95% | 2017-10-30 |
2640. | D (coatimundim) | 72.80 | 96% | 2019-07-03 |
2641. | 而自遇見你 惡夢就... | 72.79 | 95% | 2018-12-03 |
2642. | Fahad (devfahad) | 72.77 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
2643. | তন্ময় (tjim02) | 72.74 | 95% | 2021-07-31 |
2644. | ash (mikadole) | 72.73 | 96% | 2018-01-05 |
2645. | Chase (ccummins) | 72.73 | 95% | 2019-03-18 |
2646. | zipline (hwiechers) | 72.70 | 98% | 2017-11-04 |
2647. | Jason (jjcuber) | 72.70 | 95% | 2019-11-09 |
2648. | Liam (retrorocker) | 72.69 | 95% | 2019-02-26 |
2649. | Jebediah (jebediah144) | 72.68 | 99% | 2018-10-27 |
2650. | Olu (olubean) | 72.68 | 96% | 2018-06-13 |
2651. | pinkpigeon (pinkpigeon) | 72.68 | 98% | 2019-02-04 |
2652. | ... (stratex) | 72.68 | 95% | 2017-09-24 |
2653. | ぽい~ (tamadesu) | 72.67 | 95% | 2019-07-29 |
2654. | itypeforbyron (remez) | 72.66 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
2655. | Dingli (dinglichao) | 72.66 | 95% | 2018-01-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 6,813 | 80.61 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |