See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4561. | Amit (amiteshore) | 101.16 | 99% | 2021-11-13 |
| 4562. | hoi (hoihoihio) | 101.15 | 97% | 2019-05-17 |
| 4563. | Nathaniel (nlwarrior) | 101.15 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 4564. | David (vicksdawg) | 101.15 | 97% | 2024-04-06 |
| 4565. | Cameron (aerokn1ght) | 101.14 | 97.5% | 2024-03-03 |
| 4566. | zev (zevvy) | 101.14 | 98% | 2020-02-27 |
| 4567. | XXX_XXX (ship9x) | 101.13 | 100% | 2026-03-14 |
| 4568. | Orange (orangelover7) | 101.13 | 97% | 2025-09-05 |
| 4569. | brikehn (brikehn) | 101.13 | 97% | 2022-04-25 |
| 4570. | Angelo (eimusupai) | 101.13 | 100% | 2023-01-14 |
| 4571. | joanneoh (joanneoh) | 101.13 | 96.5% | 2023-08-09 |
| 4572. | Ryo (ryonamba) | 101.12 | 99% | 2022-06-21 |
| 4573. | weakFingers (p_d3n) | 101.11 | 98% | 2023-06-17 |
| 4574. | Shallan Davar (shallan_davar) | 101.10 | 98.8% | 2025-01-28 |
| 4575. | SomeGuy (hexadecimal101) | 101.10 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 4576. | Christler (blastydog) | 101.10 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 4577. | Jon (javeh) | 101.09 | 98% | 2019-10-30 |
| 4578. | David (2mill) | 101.09 | 98% | 2020-05-22 |
| 4579. | dev (devdavinchi) | 101.09 | 98.5% | 2024-10-01 |
| 4580. | Jose-Miguel (jmiguelgh) | 101.09 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 4581. | Kevin (pubhub) | 101.09 | 98% | 2019-11-21 |
| 4582. | Ashish (ashish01) | 101.08 | 98% | 2023-07-01 |
| 4583. | tstats[moneymic] (moneymic) | 101.07 | 98% | 2025-07-09 |
| 4584. | James (somezebras) | 101.07 | 98% | 2020-08-20 |
| 4585. | DPW (dpwtypes) | 101.07 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 4586. | Yohanes (yohanestheda) | 101.06 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 4587. | Adrian (adryzz) | 101.06 | 97% | 2023-05-05 |
| 4588. | Pluufi (pluufi) | 101.06 | 98% | 2020-04-10 |
| 4589. | Gee (ggayowsky) | 101.06 | 100% | 2019-10-10 |
| 4590. | Zito (zrelova) | 101.05 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |