As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10097. | roadto200wpm hugo :33 (huvolt) | 84.12 | 95.6% | 2024-05-18 |
| 10098. | ReptilianBird (reptilianbird) | 84.12 | 96.4% | 2025-04-07 |
| 10099. | Simone (pointy_) | 84.12 | 97.4% | 2024-12-18 |
| 10100. | Sonic (sonicaks) | 84.12 | 98% | 2021-06-06 |
| 10101. | Хуйлуша (over_power) | 84.12 | 95% | 2017-01-03 |
| 10102. | Alex (bartowski) | 84.11 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
| 10103. | N (nthnlius) | 84.10 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 10104. | Andrei (andrei_avram6) | 84.10 | 97.4% | 2021-02-21 |
| 10105. | OOoo... (kekokako) | 84.10 | 98% | 2023-03-22 |
| 10106. | ByeLaura (kaycubie) | 84.09 | 96% | 2025-02-16 |
| 10107. | Fucq (fucq) | 84.09 | 97% | 2025-08-11 |
| 10108. | Ian (ian_tgw) | 84.09 | 97% | 2019-10-25 |
| 10109. | spaceman...neyoom... (gg_ha... | 84.09 | 96% | 2019-08-27 |
| 10110. | Hayk (doppelganger14) | 84.09 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 10111. | hungryangmo (typicalossas) | 84.09 | 97% | 2020-05-13 |
| 10112. | Kumar (kayush) | 84.09 | 96% | 2019-12-15 |
| 10113. | adverb (adverb7) | 84.08 | 97% | 2025-11-23 |
| 10114. | DeSackOPotatoes (tam7488) | 84.08 | 96.2% | 2024-09-30 |
| 10115. | gumball (gumball_123_123) | 84.08 | 98% | 2025-04-19 |
| 10116. | dev (devdavinchi) | 84.08 | 97.8% | 2025-02-07 |
| 10117. | Sylvie (eat_my_dust_batches) | 84.08 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 10118. | Michael (aznwing1216) | 84.08 | 98% | 2018-04-19 |
| 10119. | Nasrul (nastha) | 84.08 | 95% | 2016-11-04 |
| 10120. | Juho (safou) | 84.08 | 97% | 2017-05-25 |
| 10121. | Pinkies (smile_typer) | 84.07 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 10122. | Dogshit (assfresser) | 84.07 | 98% | 2023-03-06 |
| 10123. | 123 (relearning_qwerty123) | 84.07 | 96% | 2022-08-02 |
| 10124. | Max (maltshuler20) | 84.07 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 10125. | Ringmaster (the_ringmaster) | 84.07 | 98% | 2018-08-08 |
| 10126. | X (iwannagetbetterthanyou) | 84.07 | 94% | 2016-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |