I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13331. | Mrs Robinson (mrs_robinson123) | 79.55 | 96% | 2017-02-18 |
| 13332. | MUHAMMAD HARIS NAEEM (hari... | 79.54 | 96% | 2023-09-06 |
| 13333. | TaB_YT (TheArrasBuddisht) (... | 79.54 | 95.2% | 2024-10-21 |
| 13334. | Benji (thunderic) | 79.54 | 92% | 2015-09-21 |
| 13335. | Zoe (zempai) | 79.54 | 98% | 2021-03-07 |
| 13336. | Pat (platts) | 79.54 | 97% | 2015-10-30 |
| 13337. | Cameron (robotweeb) | 79.54 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 13338. | Sean (seanmeister) | 79.54 | 95% | 2018-05-02 |
| 13339. | Daryl (vencaida) | 79.54 | 94% | 2016-06-18 |
| 13340. | Paxton (pswongaa) | 79.54 | 98% | 2022-06-01 |
| 13341. | jon (jonsan87) | 79.54 | 98% | 2021-01-29 |
| 13342. | William (willezur) | 79.54 | 80% | 2016-08-30 |
| 13343. | Yush (ayushboss4) | 79.53 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 13344. | Asurage (asurage) | 79.53 | 96% | 2021-04-02 |
| 13345. | Nikhil (_programmer_) | 79.53 | 98% | 2022-01-24 |
| 13346. | Gilbert (yellowcarracer) | 79.53 | 96% | 2018-04-30 |
| 13347. | Karn (sskarn) | 79.52 | 96% | 2019-06-12 |
| 13348. | Joe (joedaho) | 79.52 | 98% | 2022-12-04 |
| 13349. | Andres (atv2307) | 79.52 | 98% | 2022-02-08 |
| 13350. | Michael (qq11875) | 79.52 | 96% | 2021-04-08 |
| 13351. | Shaun (devcomm) | 79.52 | 97% | 2021-04-09 |
| 13352. | GLogic (glogic) | 79.52 | 93% | 2015-05-01 |
| 13353. | Eddie (k9_unit_) | 79.51 | 94.3% | 2024-06-25 |
| 13354. | sakutoe (sakutoe) | 79.51 | 96.9% | 2025-03-24 |
| 13355. | Rudy (iplayretpally) | 79.51 | 97.6% | 2024-05-11 |
| 13356. | Natchanon (irmia223) | 79.51 | 96% | 2021-06-11 |
| 13357. | Kebbeth (kebbeth) | 79.51 | 95% | 2018-06-17 |
| 13358. | niko (nikuruuuuu) | 79.51 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
| 13359. | E (tmuk) | 79.51 | 95% | 2015-06-17 |
| 13360. | (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━... | 79.51 | 97% | 2017-02-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |