The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15281. | miiiinabot (tobytucker) | 79.67 | 97% | 2013-07-13 |
| 15282. | Ra (rayap1010) | 79.66 | 97% | 2022-01-17 |
| 15283. | Dat (datboidoe) | 79.66 | 91% | 2017-02-26 |
| 15284. | Marco (chiu789) | 79.66 | 98% | 2013-06-28 |
| 15285. | Maarten (maartenv) | 79.66 | 94% | 2015-10-30 |
| 15286. | Ivan (evanmico) | 79.66 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
| 15287. | Jeff (jay_vee21) | 79.66 | 98% | 2012-11-02 |
| 15288. | pekkah (pekkah) | 79.66 | 91% | 2015-01-14 |
| 15289. | Bethany (unrealisticdreamer) | 79.66 | 98% | 2017-06-15 |
| 15290. | Arjun (arjran) | 79.66 | — | 2010-05-08 |
| 15291. | turgz (turgz) | 79.65 | 96% | 2021-10-29 |
| 15292. | Colin (stenocolin) | 79.65 | 98% | 2016-01-27 |
| 15293. | Assael (assael21) | 79.65 | 99% | 2015-04-20 |
| 15294. | Nghĩa (dangcongsanvietnam) | 79.65 | 95% | 2021-02-25 |
| 15295. | Jack (jack8888) | 79.65 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
| 15296. | XDXDXDXD (nexxan) | 79.65 | 92% | 2016-05-11 |
| 15297. | type (megas_xlr) | 79.64 | 97% | 2018-07-22 |
| 15298. | Shaun (devcomm) | 79.64 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 15299. | mechanical (cakesogood) | 79.64 | 99% | 2020-04-29 |
| 15300. | FS (kittyman31) | 79.64 | 98% | 2018-10-15 |
| 15301. | William (ugandanwilliam) | 79.64 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
| 15302. | blank (typingi) | 79.64 | 93% | 2017-01-07 |
| 15303. | Ido (idomunthe) | 79.63 | 97% | 2022-11-30 |
| 15304. | Daniel (tempguan) | 79.63 | 99% | 2022-03-09 |
| 15305. | Fang (fangalpha) | 79.63 | 96% | 2021-11-07 |
| 15306. | Misha (misha666420) | 79.63 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 15307. | Bad (verybadwriter123) | 79.63 | 97% | 2020-07-23 |
| 15308. | Jun (refindo) | 79.63 | 97% | 2018-11-10 |
| 15309. | Teh (tehtehteh) | 79.63 | 90% | 2016-03-04 |
| 15310. | mrjeff (hoodiesd) | 79.63 | 93% | 2016-12-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |