And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7759. | Guangyuan (gychen) | 103.47 | 97% | 2017-01-30 |
| 7760. | Opmrph (opmrph) | 103.47 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| 7761. | James (squigglejoe) | 103.47 | 98% | 2011-09-05 |
| 7762. | K (llsckmg) | 103.46 | — | 2010-03-12 |
| 7763. | Carp (carp) | 103.46 | — | 2010-07-09 |
| 7764. | Markus (markustelser) | 103.46 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
| 7765. | Will (wtd2) | 103.45 | 96% | 2014-08-26 |
| 7766. | Vince (novaveteran) | 103.45 | 100% | 2013-08-19 |
| 7767. | BoB (aznsushi89) | 103.45 | — | 2011-05-01 |
| 7768. | Ricky (rickster88) | 103.45 | — | 2010-10-20 |
| 7769. | Justin (justinianwonton) | 103.44 | 96% | 2019-07-03 |
| 7770. | Romans ✂ (romaninsh) | 103.44 | 94% | 2014-09-18 |
| 7771. | Shreeman (shreemanspike1234) | 103.44 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| 7772. | Carter (calgaryracer) | 103.44 | 98% | 2016-09-24 |
| 7773. | CoinCollector (coincollector) | 103.43 | — | 2009-03-26 |
| 7774. | Atlas (ropsar) | 103.43 | 98% | 2023-01-20 |
| 7775. | Djovak (saebilopicke) | 103.42 | 98% | 2017-07-02 |
| 7776. | Jake (bubblebuttblaster6) | 103.42 | 99% | 2020-12-08 |
| 7777. | Quynh (jaysflowers) | 103.42 | 95% | 2012-04-01 |
| 7778. | Devin (devcappy) | 103.42 | 97% | 2022-08-18 |
| 7779. | Luka (callugolf) | 103.41 | 97% | 2023-05-29 |
| 7780. | mogh (mogh) | 103.41 | 96% | 2016-03-17 |
| 7781. | phong (phonggg) | 103.41 | 88% | 2016-07-02 |
| 7782. | Aerione (aerione) | 103.40 | 98% | 2019-02-12 |
| 7783. | E2 (knlpsta) | 103.40 | 97% | 2017-09-22 |
| 7784. | Reg (reggg) | 103.39 | 99% | 2022-03-01 |
| 7785. | Oğuzcan (yavuzovski) | 103.39 | 99% | 2021-12-31 |
| 7786. | Jonathan (vczne) | 103.39 | 97% | 2018-03-24 |
| 7787. | Josh (sinkadink) | 103.39 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
| 7788. | @faschz (faschz) | 103.39 | 98% | 2015-07-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |