The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15270. | Josiah (plettj) | 79.27 | 97% | 2022-12-26 |
| 15271. | Daphnouilles (daphnouilles) | 79.27 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
| 15272. | lRaml (lsomeonel) | 79.27 | 98% | 2020-07-25 |
| 15273. | Nate (natekropp) | 79.27 | — | 2009-08-31 |
| 15274. | Matti (laakos) | 79.27 | — | 2009-10-20 |
| 15275. | Tasha (tashadimps) | 79.27 | 96% | 2012-07-20 |
| 15276. | Gabe (cybersaur) | 79.27 | 97% | 2018-09-23 |
| 15277. | Ze (taludon) | 79.26 | 96% | 2021-09-05 |
| 15278. | Anders (andersg1) | 79.26 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| 15279. | Liby (blade195) | 79.26 | 93% | 2014-05-01 |
| 15280. | luffy13 (luffy13) | 79.26 | 98% | 2015-12-16 |
| 15281. | Tim (tpsherratt) | 79.26 | — | 2010-08-23 |
| 15282. | smile (takemorebenzos) | 79.25 | 95% | 2021-03-17 |
| 15283. | Liz (elizabethl3_13) | 79.25 | 97% | 2022-09-04 |
| 15284. | Jesse (jebug29) | 79.25 | 93% | 2016-12-19 |
| 15285. | Nash (n4sh) | 79.25 | — | 2009-05-10 |
| 15286. | Jill (devaunsmom) | 79.24 | 99% | 2021-02-09 |
| 15287. | sandy (sandrapanda) | 79.24 | — | 2009-12-24 |
| 15288. | Leasa (leasadrew) | 79.24 | — | 2011-03-22 |
| 15289. | Pär (plund) | 79.23 | 96% | 2022-11-16 |
| 15290. | kb noob (akh7) | 79.23 | 98% | 2020-06-16 |
| 15291. | Ruchir (ruchirtravadi) | 79.23 | 94% | 2012-03-29 |
| 15292. | Lame (lamers) | 79.23 | — | 2011-01-29 |
| 15293. | dumas (dumass553) | 79.22 | 97.2% | 2023-09-27 |
| 15294. | Yellow (siunam963) | 79.22 | 98% | 2013-10-12 |
| 15295. | Lagom (thelagom) | 79.22 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
| 15296. | Jack (jackschpeck) | 79.22 | 99% | 2023-01-12 |
| 15297. | Nico (mibzib) | 79.22 | 91% | 2012-11-08 |
| 15298. | Lars Olav (servany) | 79.22 | 88% | 2012-10-10 |
| 15299. | Bob (ieatyou1) | 79.22 | 93% | 2018-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |