The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15333. | Josiah (plettj) | 79.27 | 97% | 2022-12-26 |
| 15334. | Daphnouilles (daphnouilles) | 79.27 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
| 15335. | lRaml (lsomeonel) | 79.27 | 98% | 2020-07-25 |
| 15336. | Nate (natekropp) | 79.27 | — | 2009-08-31 |
| 15337. | Matti (laakos) | 79.27 | — | 2009-10-20 |
| 15338. | Tasha (tashadimps) | 79.27 | 96% | 2012-07-20 |
| 15339. | Gabe (cybersaur) | 79.27 | 97% | 2018-09-23 |
| 15340. | Ze (taludon) | 79.26 | 96% | 2021-09-05 |
| 15341. | Anders (andersg1) | 79.26 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| 15342. | Liby (blade195) | 79.26 | 93% | 2014-05-01 |
| 15343. | luffy13 (luffy13) | 79.26 | 98% | 2015-12-16 |
| 15344. | Tim (tpsherratt) | 79.26 | — | 2010-08-23 |
| 15345. | smile (takemorebenzos) | 79.25 | 95% | 2021-03-17 |
| 15346. | Liz (elizabethl3_13) | 79.25 | 97% | 2022-09-04 |
| 15347. | Jesse (jebug29) | 79.25 | 93% | 2016-12-19 |
| 15348. | Nash (n4sh) | 79.25 | — | 2009-05-10 |
| 15349. | Jill (devaunsmom) | 79.24 | 99% | 2021-02-09 |
| 15350. | sandy (sandrapanda) | 79.24 | — | 2009-12-24 |
| 15351. | Leasa (leasadrew) | 79.24 | — | 2011-03-22 |
| 15352. | Pär (plund) | 79.23 | 96% | 2022-11-16 |
| 15353. | kb noob (akh7) | 79.23 | 98% | 2020-06-16 |
| 15354. | Ruchir (ruchirtravadi) | 79.23 | 94% | 2012-03-29 |
| 15355. | Lame (lamers) | 79.23 | — | 2011-01-29 |
| 15356. | dumas (dumass553) | 79.22 | 97.2% | 2023-09-27 |
| 15357. | Yellow (siunam963) | 79.22 | 98% | 2013-10-12 |
| 15358. | Lagom (thelagom) | 79.22 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
| 15359. | Jack (jackschpeck) | 79.22 | 99% | 2023-01-12 |
| 15360. | Nico (mibzib) | 79.22 | 91% | 2012-11-08 |
| 15361. | Lars Olav (servany) | 79.22 | 88% | 2012-10-10 |
| 15362. | Bob (ieatyou1) | 79.22 | 93% | 2018-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |