I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2499. | Ian (predators3423) | 119.51 | 99% | 2022-09-25 |
| 2500. | Tien (thetientran) | 119.49 | 99% | 2021-10-03 |
| 2501. | Pavana (lastflowers) | 119.48 | 99% | 2022-12-27 |
| 2502. | skizzlenoxu (skizzlenoxu) | 119.47 | 97.1% | 2025-02-03 |
| 2503. | Villager C (boyyolo) | 119.47 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
| 2504. | Nagaku (nagaku) | 119.46 | 98% | 2022-08-13 |
| 2505. | 7 wpm (plaayer17) | 119.46 | 98% | 2025-10-05 |
| 2506. | GeneralPinkie (generalpinkie) | 119.44 | 98.8% | 2024-08-09 |
| 2507. | Aren (tl8xv) | 119.44 | 100% | 2024-09-07 |
| 2508. | corklotus3 (corklotus3) | 119.44 | 98.2% | 2024-02-27 |
| 2509. | bc12345 (bc12345) | 119.43 | 97.7% | 2024-03-15 |
| 2510. | Edvinas (bull3tf) | 119.43 | 98.8% | 2021-02-09 |
| 2511. | Qwertie (zackeroo) | 119.42 | 99% | 2022-05-09 |
| 2512. | David (davidjohnston20) | 119.42 | 98.8% | 2023-09-13 |
| 2513. | Zor (zorion) | 119.42 | 99% | 2018-07-22 |
| 2514. | nd03 (zeyox) | 119.41 | 99% | 2017-08-06 |
| 2515. | Tabs (aptex) | 119.40 | 99.4% | 2024-09-21 |
| 2516. | Paul (evariste_galois) | 119.40 | 98% | 2022-05-21 |
| 2517. | Peaches (devastated) | 119.40 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
| 2518. | tivo (tivotavo) | 119.39 | 98% | 2023-02-12 |
| 2519. | kacarrot (carrotman) | 119.39 | 99% | 2018-12-07 |
| 2520. | harry (harrysz) | 119.37 | 99.4% | 2024-10-02 |
| 2521. | Patrick (araex) | 119.36 | 100% | 2019-01-28 |
| 2522. | Charleston (charlestongrays) | 119.36 | 98% | 2025-02-06 |
| 2523. | Lynx (pro_ditto) | 119.36 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
| 2524. | failure (bluejobs) | 119.33 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 2525. | findingnyo (nyo03) | 119.32 | 99% | 2026-01-27 |
| 2526. | Crossplayz (crossplayz) | 119.32 | 99.4% | 2025-01-28 |
| 2527. | MinheeMaster (minheemaster) | 119.32 | 100% | 2023-12-10 |
| 2528. | ＿ (haleyk10198) | 119.31 | 98% | 2017-01-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |