The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9020. | Haider (haideradel) | 48.87 | — | 2010-05-08 |
| 9021. | Subir (subirzoro) | 48.87 | 95% | 2012-03-01 |
| 9022. | Justas (smitas) | 48.87 | 88% | 2015-12-29 |
| 9023. | Meggan (dolphin_) | 48.87 | 92% | 2014-09-15 |
| 9024. | Sudeep (alphacentria) | 48.87 | — | 2008-08-26 |
| 9025. | vinoth0708 (vinoth0708) | 48.86 | 94% | 2021-11-09 |
| 9026. | Liam (typheous) | 48.86 | 90% | 2014-03-04 |
| 9027. | Biwas (biwas_kerung) | 48.86 | 94% | 2021-07-09 |
| 9028. | Tanishq (lovely_singh) | 48.86 | 97% | 2023-01-20 |
| 9029. | sudip (sudip) | 48.86 | 98% | 2013-07-24 |
| 9030. | Mahtan (mahtan) | 48.86 | — | 2011-03-14 |
| 9031. | Olaf (gnafoo_adnw) | 48.86 | — | 2011-01-25 |
| 9032. | Ali (alybec) | 48.86 | 98% | 2017-08-17 |
| 9033. | Steve (stevelnv) | 48.86 | 96% | 2018-10-02 |
| 9034. | sen (sensai) | 48.86 | — | 2010-10-03 |
| 9035. | Omar (om17) | 48.86 | 90% | 2016-02-22 |
| 9036. | elias (elias404) | 48.85 | 97% | 2023-01-01 |
| 9037. | Desert (desert_eagle) | 48.85 | 96% | 2022-07-02 |
| 9038. | kapong (kapongrider) | 48.85 | 94% | 2012-01-22 |
| 9039. | Linh (linh_safi) | 48.85 | 94% | 2014-10-29 |
| 9040. | deva (devasai007) | 48.85 | 97% | 2017-03-19 |
| 9041. | Vyacheslav (vvyurkov) | 48.85 | — | 2008-10-31 |
| 9042. | Smit (amylum) | 48.84 | 94% | 2022-06-06 |
| 9043. | fids (fidsolit) | 48.84 | — | 2010-03-29 |
| 9044. | bert (berto1212) | 48.84 | 95% | 2016-11-15 |
| 9045. | jeff (jeffx) | 48.84 | — | 2010-08-24 |
| 9046. | hamizah (mizaay) | 48.84 | — | 2009-07-05 |
| 9047. | "(◕‿◕)" (rocky_pogi) | 48.84 | 93% | 2011-10-04 |
| 9048. | jz (kokosha) | 48.84 | 97% | 2017-12-02 |
| 9049. | Reza (reza_joonm) | 48.83 | — | 2009-07-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |