And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20177. | (vin_man101) | 78.13 | 94% | 2014-04-29 |
| 20178. | (thawalrus) | 78.13 | 94% | 2014-12-12 |
| 20179. | Abraham EkGT (imspeed) | 78.13 | — | 2010-11-30 |
| 20180. | Avi (_flv) | 78.13 | 97% | 2018-04-04 |
| 20181. | KronosBruh (kronosbruh) | 78.12 | 94.1% | 2023-09-24 |
| 20182. | (mute_6) | 78.12 | 96% | 2021-09-30 |
| 20183. | (dofka258) | 78.12 | 99% | 2022-05-05 |
| 20184. | (jnrust) | 78.12 | 97% | 2012-06-20 |
| 20185. | (vslala) | 78.12 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 20186. | (dylanishere314) | 78.12 | 97% | 2021-05-23 |
| 20187. | (wbrocket) | 78.12 | 96% | 2017-11-20 |
| 20188. | DatHam (ioncube) | 78.12 | 99% | 2020-09-02 |
| 20189. | (ulfryc) | 78.12 | 93% | 2012-02-07 |
| 20190. | (elvis9) | 78.12 | 97% | 2015-10-12 |
| 20191. | (p_a_w_m) | 78.12 | 96% | 2013-04-02 |
| 20192. | (nameless) | 78.12 | — | 2009-06-30 |
| 20193. | (adriantypesslow) | 78.11 | 95% | 2021-12-20 |
| 20194. | (majestixevo) | 78.11 | 94% | 2014-10-16 |
| 20195. | (kieron_concah) | 78.11 | 91% | 2016-12-03 |
| 20196. | Minseok (devani0310) | 78.11 | 96% | 2016-02-17 |
| 20197. | (maximumderp) | 78.11 | 95% | 2014-12-28 |
| 20198. | (amiremad92) | 78.11 | 97% | 2012-10-26 |
| 20199. | (vaibhavv) | 78.11 | 97% | 2015-09-09 |
| 20200. | Ashish (asis) | 78.11 | 96% | 2014-10-22 |
| 20201. | Bobataaa (scaraismylord) | 78.10 | 96% | 2019-09-16 |
| 20202. | Charlie (cubez) | 78.10 | 96% | 2022-04-23 |
| 20203. | (ttensu) | 78.10 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
| 20204. | (st0mak) | 78.10 | 98% | 2015-10-14 |
| 20205. | Reuben (electriclzombie) | 78.10 | 96% | 2013-11-24 |
| 20206. | (devia) | 78.10 | 94% | 2012-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |