So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27805. | Rishabh (rishabh7187) | 56.52 | 98% | 2023-02-15 |
| 27806. | Nikos (oikon7) | 56.52 | 95% | 2016-05-04 |
| 27807. | Jonathan (jonteqt) | 56.52 | 95% | 2013-11-22 |
| 27808. | danny (sadistic) | 56.52 | — | 2008-11-04 |
| 27809. | pragnesh (roshi17) | 56.52 | 88% | 2017-02-13 |
| 27810. | Lee (arcaderoar) | 56.52 | 97% | 2014-05-07 |
| 27811. | Anoop (anoop_programmer) | 56.52 | — | 2009-08-17 |
| 27812. | Danesia (danesia33) | 56.51 | 91% | 2011-08-15 |
| 27813. | Seb (thefastmonkey) | 56.51 | 95% | 2022-04-05 |
| 27814. | ------ (jhestermag) | 56.51 | 91% | 2013-03-27 |
| 27815. | Tran (trantando1) | 56.51 | 96.4% | 2021-02-06 |
| 27816. | Alia (aliac711) | 56.51 | 96% | 2021-02-21 |
| 27817. | Timofey (jupojupo) | 56.51 | 96.6% | 2021-02-21 |
| 27818. | LostCoffeeCup (lostcoffeecup) | 56.51 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 27819. | Hap (hapyv) | 56.50 | 99% | 2016-02-11 |
| 27820. | Claudia (iclaudia) | 56.50 | 95% | 2013-05-21 |
| 27821. | Devang (devang_01) | 56.49 | 97% | 2022-01-30 |
| 27822. | Leon (leonnorth) | 56.49 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
| 27823. | Anthony (white_snake) | 56.49 | — | 2011-01-03 |
| 27824. | depebrhko (depebrhko) | 56.49 | 94% | 2018-06-18 |
| 27825. | Shankar (cyberteen) | 56.49 | 92% | 2013-06-26 |
| 27826. | Kevin (kidview) | 56.48 | 96% | 2021-09-12 |
| 27827. | Gayan (charith89) | 56.48 | 96% | 2014-03-19 |
| 27828. | Sid (thegreyd) | 56.48 | 90% | 2017-05-18 |
| 27829. | venki (venki15) | 56.48 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
| 27830. | Srinidhi (eren_eager) | 56.48 | 96% | 2022-11-06 |
| 27831. | Caden (abombingking77) | 56.48 | 93% | 2016-01-16 |
| 27832. | Alvin (alvin_hk) | 56.48 | 96% | 2022-02-13 |
| 27833. | NeToX (netox) | 56.48 | 96% | 2018-03-25 |
| 27834. | Jeremiah (jword) | 56.48 | 99% | 2014-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |