The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 529. | Denny (shizkr) | 81.41 | 99% | 2020-06-02 |
| 530. | (axol578) | 81.40 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 531. | (antilominical) | 81.35 | — | 2008-11-14 |
| 532. | Andrej (demonlish) | 81.31 | 95% | 2019-02-01 |
| 533. | kevin (hyzing) | 81.31 | 89% | 2013-11-18 |
| 534. | Shanavas Keral (shan_keral) | 81.20 | 96% | 2014-05-18 |
| 535. | Vikram (sjaishankar) | 81.14 | 99% | 2015-12-09 |
| 536. | (degenerate) | 81.11 | — | 2008-11-12 |
| 537. | Mikhail (mayham92) | 81.09 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 538. | (areyouready) | 81.01 | 88% | 2016-04-22 |
| 539. | Thatisdifficult (thatisdiff... | 81.00 | 99% | 2016-12-23 |
| 540. | Maja (kussimurra) | 80.96 | 96% | 2015-11-06 |
| 541. | Andrew (akarzel) | 80.87 | 94% | 2013-01-05 |
| 542. | Aswin (aswin994) | 80.82 | 89% | 2016-04-08 |
| 543. | (cyberkiwi27) | 80.81 | 99% | 2015-05-13 |
| 544. | Rafael (rtmc) | 80.74 | 92% | 2012-05-22 |
| 545. | Cecil (pooperscooper) | 80.73 | — | 2008-09-08 |
| 546. | Quinlan (deval) | 80.73 | 94% | 2011-08-09 |
| 547. | Mr (tallguy) | 80.66 | 93% | 2012-02-01 |
| 548. | James (vietnommyz) | 80.51 | 93% | 2016-04-30 |
| 549. | Daryl (draguer) | 80.51 | — | 2009-04-20 |
| 550. | Shoaib Sajid (shoaibsajid) | 80.51 | 98% | 2018-03-27 |
| 551. | Arif (arifjafer) | 80.49 | 96% | 2012-04-20 |
| 552. | John (bubbachuck) | 80.43 | 97% | 2017-11-19 |
| 553. | Badz (badzerrorii) | 80.41 | 97% | 2014-10-26 |
| 554. | JusticeEX (justiceex) | 80.39 | 95% | 2017-02-19 |
| 555. | Yahoo (yaho0) | 80.36 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 556. | (gabriel_uc) | 80.35 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 557. | Steven (barfy) | 80.32 | — | 2010-08-05 |
| 558. | NewsAsFacts.com (ztarven) | 80.25 | — | 2008-10-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |