And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22327. | visaruth (chodd) | 75.38 | 95% | 2013-01-25 |
| 22328. | Vadim (najke) | 75.38 | 94% | 2012-12-17 |
| 22329. | Ellis (babyeatingatheist) | 75.38 | 96% | 2015-10-10 |
| 22330. | Robert (stanford4modesto) | 75.38 | 100% | 2014-01-05 |
| 22331. | Typing God (itypetoofast) | 75.38 | 89% | 2011-10-20 |
| 22332. | Randy (randizzledee) | 75.37 | 96% | 2017-11-01 |
| 22333. | Logan (nittyschmidty) | 75.37 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 22334. | ashsays (ashsays) | 75.37 | 96% | 2022-11-04 |
| 22335. | Billy (billythekid01) | 75.37 | 97% | 2022-07-25 |
| 22336. | John (xuimaki) | 75.36 | 95% | 2013-01-04 |
| 22337. | Simeon (alode) | 75.36 | 96% | 2017-12-31 |
| 22338. | Denis (denisdenis668) | 75.36 | 95% | 2021-03-25 |
| 22339. | R (tumta) | 75.36 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 22340. | moytrix (moytrix) | 75.36 | — | 2009-04-02 |
| 22341. | An Bom (mrbom999) | 75.36 | — | 2010-01-28 |
| 22342. | :) (drewroen) | 75.36 | — | 2011-02-02 |
| 22343. | kaka (kentuckle) | 75.35 | 96% | 2021-08-29 |
| 22344. | hieu (hieult) | 75.35 | 96% | 2013-04-16 |
| 22345. | Quinlan (deval) | 75.35 | 91% | 2011-08-11 |
| 22346. | anemulette (anemulette) | 75.34 | 98% | 2023-06-23 |
| 22347. | Daniel (fr0st_db) | 75.34 | 97% | 2017-10-08 |
| 22348. | Chaoui (chaoui) | 75.34 | 96% | 2022-07-27 |
| 22349. | luqehr (luqehr) | 75.34 | 96% | 2022-06-06 |
| 22350. | Manthan (manthan_gohil) | 75.34 | 94% | 2022-01-28 |
| 22351. | Jim (jimvang8790) | 75.34 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 22352. | Jáchym (fastfingerrs) | 75.34 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 22353. | Violet (ackerman_l1) | 75.34 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| 22354. | Róbert (worder01) | 75.34 | 97% | 2021-01-06 |
| 22355. | Hoa (tigonh81) | 75.34 | 93% | 2014-07-30 |
| 22356. | DHC (dhc1020) | 75.33 | 96% | 2018-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |