So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32230. | Alamgir (alamgirvigu) | 48.94 | 98% | 2014-08-16 |
| 32231. | blind cube (blindcube) | 48.93 | 95% | 2023-05-26 |
| 32232. | Donie (el_donie) | 48.92 | 95% | 2022-07-15 |
| 32233. | Jem (jampr) | 48.92 | 96% | 2020-05-03 |
| 32234. | Nyny (nyny) | 48.92 | 95% | 2011-08-31 |
| 32235. | Soe (eosc) | 48.92 | 90% | 2016-01-27 |
| 32236. | yo (energybow) | 48.92 | — | 2010-08-16 |
| 32237. | Minh Khoi (frostzealot) | 48.92 | — | 2008-12-05 |
| 32238. | Edson (djedson) | 48.91 | 85% | 2015-12-03 |
| 32239. | Krish (krish3004) | 48.91 | 95% | 2022-09-04 |
| 32240. | Prabhat (bot_yash) | 48.91 | 95.7% | 2023-10-29 |
| 32241. | Xyexs (xyexs) | 48.91 | 91% | 2015-04-11 |
| 32242. | Serhat (shosgor) | 48.91 | 92% | 2012-11-05 |
| 32243. | Eric (txgrizfan) | 48.90 | 89% | 2013-08-07 |
| 32244. | Huỳnh Minh Tuấn (zmazskg) | 48.90 | — | 2011-04-29 |
| 32245. | barbadosa مرحبا (barba... | 48.90 | — | 2011-03-09 |
| 32246. | Lane (elizabeth_is_cute) | 48.89 | 96% | 2023-06-01 |
| 32247. | dve (deva222) | 48.89 | 96% | 2023-02-01 |
| 32248. | Omar (omar963963) | 48.89 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
| 32249. | Randy (haveyoumetrandy) | 48.89 | 93% | 2015-05-13 |
| 32250. | Nick (abramidze) | 48.89 | 91% | 2015-06-26 |
| 32251. | A (b04501012) | 48.89 | 96% | 2020-03-24 |
| 32252. | Mikey (beemer) | 48.89 | 86% | 2012-11-12 |
| 32253. | Dat (hiraku5678) | 48.89 | — | 2010-04-12 |
| 32254. | Hugh (hugh05) | 48.89 | 90% | 2015-03-17 |
| 32255. | Zeke (zekear27) | 48.88 | 94% | 2022-09-12 |
| 32256. | Yassine (simaya) | 48.88 | 97% | 2023-10-01 |
| 32257. | ear (earear) | 48.88 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 32258. | Sally (queensally) | 48.88 | — | 2010-01-19 |
| 32259. | Ervin (n0fail28) | 48.87 | 93% | 2023-03-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |