So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34064. | Nutthawut (jeepkiddee) | 44.56 | 92% | 2013-09-08 |
| 34065. | blueeagle (style.my.passion... | 44.56 | 95% | 2013-03-05 |
| 34066. | jothiprasath (jothiprasath) | 44.55 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 34067. | Mujtaba (moon755) | 44.55 | 95% | 2019-01-28 |
| 34068. | Firas (knight68) | 44.55 | 92% | 2023-02-14 |
| 34069. | Sasha (paraboloid) | 44.55 | 88% | 2016-02-14 |
| 34070. | Joe (watchtheskies) | 44.55 | 95% | 2021-12-22 |
| 34071. | Ace (ace2pid) | 44.55 | 89% | 2014-05-06 |
| 34072. | Joseph (stig) | 44.55 | — | 2009-02-05 |
| 34073. | Max (maxwong) | 44.54 | — | 2008-12-17 |
| 34074. | Punizzle (punchanman) | 44.54 | — | 2009-07-30 |
| 34075. | Stuart (syaffa) | 44.54 | — | 2008-12-03 |
| 34076. | gabe (gabevialpando) | 44.53 | 85% | 2013-03-07 |
| 34077. | Chris (immortaljason) | 44.53 | 93% | 2022-11-03 |
| 34078. | Esteban (estebanram) | 44.53 | 94.7% | 2021-02-26 |
| 34079. | saleem (frari) | 44.53 | 90% | 2015-09-06 |
| 34080. | Vishnu (dev_thapa121) | 44.52 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
| 34081. | Grandmasteroogway (grandmas... | 44.52 | 98% | 2023-09-26 |
| 34082. | ramzy (ramzy) | 44.52 | 84% | 2012-01-20 |
| 34083. | Law (dumbgumgum) | 44.52 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 34084. | Anshul (anshul_ar) | 44.52 | 95% | 2015-10-08 |
| 34085. | Marcus (oreothekid) | 44.52 | 89% | 2016-04-24 |
| 34086. | Mocha (mochawarrior) | 44.51 | 86% | 2014-10-06 |
| 34087. | Beastmode (colecc13) | 44.51 | 97% | 2022-09-06 |
| 34088. | Khalid (khalidramadan) | 44.51 | 86% | 2017-05-01 |
| 34089. | Ven (v4vendetta) | 44.51 | 96% | 2021-12-16 |
| 34090. | Regulus ❄ (yo_yo_honey_si... | 44.51 | 94% | 2020-10-19 |
| 34091. | Rachel (heredia_rachel) | 44.51 | — | 2010-09-11 |
| 34092. | ZEN (zenseki) | 44.51 | 87% | 2013-03-08 |
| 34093. | zuabir (zbkhan) | 44.51 | 94% | 2015-05-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |