I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11778. | Liam (liamve) | 82.39 | 97% | 2020-09-23 |
| 11779. | krt_ (krt_) | 82.39 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 11780. | Xyexs (xyexs) | 82.39 | 97% | 2018-08-15 |
| 11781. | Justin (justinmpark) | 82.39 | 96% | 2018-12-10 |
| 11782. | FiB0 (fiboss) | 82.38 | 98% | 2020-04-27 |
| 11783. | Valdebich (k0k1) | 82.38 | 99% | 2022-03-25 |
| 11784. | gabe (knbx) | 82.38 | 95% | 2021-04-04 |
| 11785. | Jeremy (gamingbull) | 82.38 | 96% | 2018-04-11 |
| 11786. | Josh (mystreet5000) | 82.38 | 89% | 2015-10-06 |
| 11787. | Arthura (arthuram) | 82.37 | 96% | 2019-02-03 |
| 11788. | lut (lut_) | 82.37 | 97% | 2022-09-02 |
| 11789. | Vivek (vivekjoshi556) | 82.37 | 98% | 2022-10-03 |
| 11790. | Therefour (therefour) | 82.37 | 98% | 2021-06-28 |
| 11791. | INDIA (haider_india) | 82.37 | 99% | 2015-10-27 |
| 11792. | 🗿ΤΙηΤαηδαη (tin... | 82.36 | 95.5% | 2025-05-01 |
| 11793. | Xuong (xuongtrantrieu) | 82.36 | 99% | 2019-12-16 |
| 11794. | qwerty (qwerty235) | 82.35 | 96% | 2022-04-03 |
| 11795. | SilicGK (silicgk) | 82.35 | 96% | 2021-12-29 |
| 11796. | (dev_rec) | 82.35 | 95% | 2019-12-22 |
| 11797. | Connor (conqueso) | 82.35 | 97.3% | 2023-11-15 |
| 11798. | bd3p (kredei278) | 82.35 | 99% | 2022-06-02 |
| 11799. | Dan (danmarculet) | 82.35 | 97% | 2019-10-17 |
| 11800. | Tuk (47839217459812374) | 82.34 | 97% | 2024-08-25 |
| 11801. | Rohan (rsc98) | 82.34 | 97% | 2022-09-16 |
| 11802. | gixxer (somewhat_noob) | 82.33 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 11803. | kenboi (_kenboi) | 82.33 | 95% | 2019-05-02 |
| 11804. | Vauge (vague) | 82.33 | 95% | 2015-10-14 |
| 11805. | Cecil (hesitant_hades) | 82.33 | 98% | 2019-01-18 |
| 11806. | chetty (lilchetty_x3) | 82.32 | 96% | 2021-11-14 |
| 11807. | Harrowdown (harrowdown) | 82.32 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |