The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13489. | Alexander (offbeat5024) | 93.98 | 98% | 2017-01-23 |
| 13490. | Mitko (mitang31) | 93.98 | 92% | 2016-03-03 |
| 13491. | Cecil (goodie1857) | 93.97 | 96% | 2020-07-22 |
| 13492. | L (alisonlevi) | 93.97 | 99% | 2020-02-21 |
| 13493. | Tim (tim_ong) | 93.97 | 97% | 2020-07-02 |
| 13494. | isaiyah (isaiyah) | 93.97 | 98% | 2023-10-17 |
| 13495. | BLU (glitterblonde) | 93.97 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| 13496. | HiDef (hidef) | 93.97 | 97.7% | 2021-02-19 |
| 13497. | Ahead of you (wadehuangjr) | 93.97 | 99% | 2020-09-08 |
| 13498. | Ian (mystery512) | 93.97 | 99% | 2016-06-18 |
| 13499. | Elfrinex (elfrinex) | 93.97 | 99% | 2017-06-27 |
| 13500. | Wanderer (ibemaddie) | 93.96 | 96% | 2014-12-24 |
| 13501. | werpyp_dvorak (werpyp) | 93.96 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
| 13502. | kanai (kanai) | 93.96 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
| 13503. | Paul (sloppie) | 93.96 | 96% | 2013-01-04 |
| 13504. | sam (sam1507) | 93.96 | 100% | 2013-04-26 |
| 13505. | Nate (thebignate) | 93.95 | 98% | 2020-07-31 |
| 13506. | kbd warior (spykids3) | 93.95 | 98% | 2021-02-10 |
| 13507. | noahrwilly (noahrwilly) | 93.95 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 13508. | (dev_rec) | 93.95 | 97% | 2020-01-14 |
| 13509. | Benjamin (voyevoda) | 93.95 | — | 2010-10-29 |
| 13510. | Keith (keithlau) | 93.95 | 98% | 2020-06-20 |
| 13511. | No (bambusnippel) | 93.95 | 98% | 2019-08-08 |
| 13512. | Ub3rl337z4ur (ub3rl337z4ur) | 93.94 | 97% | 2017-09-12 |
| 13513. | SanjaySK (sanjaysk) | 93.94 | 97% | 2023-10-08 |
| 13514. | Yoyoyo (supernova) | 93.94 | — | 2009-01-03 |
| 13515. | Steven (helpout21) | 93.94 | 96% | 2015-10-16 |
| 13516. | Tiaborkee (tiaborkee) | 93.94 | — | 2010-09-06 |
| 13517. | Dvorak80 (spline) | 93.94 | 100% | 2014-02-22 |
| 13518. | good story bro (pick6) | 93.94 | 95% | 2012-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |