Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3719. | Allen (agginham) | 70.88 | 95% | 2019-05-23 |
| 3720. | Druzie (zectrople) | 70.87 | 96% | 2020-12-13 |
| 3721. | Tuan (nauthnim) | 70.87 | 96% | 2018-02-23 |
| 3722. | Ethan (an3223) | 70.84 | 97% | 2018-12-14 |
| 3723. | TK (filfirst) | 70.83 | 98% | 2018-03-23 |
| 3724. | TehGamingNub (tehgaming_nub) | 70.83 | 96% | 2020-11-20 |
| 3725. | Adilkhan (_paradox_) | 70.82 | 95% | 2020-04-19 |
| 3726. | G (gtsinger) | 70.81 | 96% | 2019-06-06 |
| 3727. | Izzy (izzyberaja) | 70.80 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 3728. | Vie (wpmsyrup) | 70.80 | 96% | 2019-02-25 |
| 3729. | paulamirada (4beth_esda) | 70.80 | 100% | 2017-09-05 |
| 3730. | kellyfunk (kellyfunk) | 70.78 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
| 3731. | pege (pege) | 70.78 | 96% | 2020-06-12 |
| 3732. | Jason (liushaobo) | 70.77 | 95% | 2020-04-28 |
| 3733. | ming-yang (pauls) | 70.77 | 99% | 2018-02-03 |
| 3734. | Yoci (yociee) | 70.76 | 96% | 2017-09-12 |
| 3735. | Nurul (mnislam) | 70.75 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 3736. | Devesh (dev344) | 70.75 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
| 3737. | adro (abodoro2k2) | 70.74 | 94% | 2020-11-12 |
| 3738. | Robert (karayicki) | 70.74 | 95% | 2020-12-18 |
| 3739. | Chonlathep (unlimitia) | 70.74 | 97% | 2018-12-02 |
| 3740. | Morin (lordgroovy) | 70.73 | 95% | 2020-12-03 |
| 3741. | Mr. (mr_dvorak) | 70.73 | 98% | 2020-03-27 |
| 3742. | Abhishek (abc_cs) | 70.73 | 98% | 2017-11-11 |
| 3743. | Jester. (jesterdaicha) | 70.72 | 98% | 2018-09-24 |
| 3744. | Michael (abyssofoblivion) | 70.72 | 96% | 2019-02-06 |
| 3745. | Derek (derekkeiley) | 70.72 | 99% | 2018-11-07 |
| 3746. | Sebastian (0rangetree) | 70.71 | 96% | 2020-06-03 |
| 3747. | jacob (nalyly) | 70.70 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 3748. | A (iejdbc) | 70.69 | 97% | 2019-01-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |