So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29923. | Leon (klipsy) | 52.88 | 93% | 2013-08-16 |
| 29924. | Victor (nvctis) | 52.88 | 95% | 2023-02-16 |
| 29925. | Thomas (thomy188) | 52.88 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 29926. | Alexa (sxylxy) | 52.88 | 91% | 2013-07-15 |
| 29927. | Noah (namtracire) | 52.88 | 93% | 2014-12-29 |
| 29928. | Brenton (brentboy) | 52.88 | — | 2009-05-03 |
| 29929. | Ryan (acemaverick) | 52.88 | 94% | 2016-11-01 |
| 29930. | Depota (depota) | 52.87 | 96% | 2023-07-22 |
| 29931. | Random Sri lankan (sandigoc... | 52.87 | 94% | 2021-08-01 |
| 29932. | Legal (legaltyper) | 52.87 | 95% | 2022-07-04 |
| 29933. | Kareem (kimocool) | 52.87 | 87% | 2015-04-14 |
| 29934. | Aadil (aadee) | 52.87 | 94% | 2016-12-17 |
| 29935. | BongoBasher (ryan626165) | 52.87 | 94% | 2020-08-09 |
| 29936. | Dean (dtsaltas) | 52.87 | 89% | 2016-02-20 |
| 29937. | Tommy (tommy27) | 52.87 | 92% | 2013-08-27 |
| 29938. | Niklas (nik631_0) | 52.86 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 29939. | BOZO (b0z0) | 52.85 | 96% | 2022-03-20 |
| 29940. | Mr47 (diana47) | 52.85 | 96% | 2020-07-12 |
| 29941. | blue (partly_cloudy) | 52.85 | 96% | 2022-05-28 |
| 29942. | Surya (surya_p) | 52.85 | 97% | 2022-01-03 |
| 29943. | angst (angstt) | 52.85 | 94% | 2019-06-05 |
| 29944. | Devesh (dev344) | 52.85 | 90% | 2014-10-08 |
| 29945. | Breanne (iuseplover3) | 52.85 | 76% | 2015-06-02 |
| 29946. | naveen (eeneeneen) | 52.84 | 96% | 2022-06-29 |
| 29947. | Mike (mikety1) | 52.84 | 94% | 2022-01-15 |
| 29948. | w0ng (w0ng_dvorak) | 52.84 | 95% | 2022-01-17 |
| 29949. | Kevin (the_pacifist) | 52.84 | 91% | 2012-08-02 |
| 29950. | Matt (mdcfalcon) | 52.84 | 94% | 2016-06-28 |
| 29951. | Damon (newcarsmell) | 52.84 | 89% | 2016-01-29 |
| 29952. | Vagabond (omonbobo) | 52.84 | 95% | 2011-06-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |