So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28375. | magdy (magdy_hasan) | 55.36 | 93% | 2016-12-23 |
| 28376. | vrum vrum (elex_) | 55.36 | 96% | 2022-01-03 |
| 28377. | Carol (lambfan) | 55.36 | — | 2010-07-27 |
| 28378. | Posty (postymaloney) | 55.36 | 98% | 2019-03-17 |
| 28379. | saeed (saeed_dadkhah) | 55.36 | 94% | 2012-05-20 |
| 28380. | uxiator (uxiator) | 55.35 | 93.8% | 2021-02-07 |
| 28381. | c3l35t3 (sufyandaredevil) | 55.35 | 90% | 2017-05-30 |
| 28382. | Shubham (shubham1428) | 55.35 | 86% | 2016-12-15 |
| 28383. | Kevin (kevinwihriala) | 55.35 | 96% | 2016-05-01 |
| 28384. | ty (babygyrlty) | 55.35 | 95% | 2012-12-10 |
| 28385. | Alejandro (appleonama1) | 55.35 | 92% | 2015-05-20 |
| 28386. | Sam (vynsta) | 55.34 | 90% | 2016-09-25 |
| 28387. | m (mawcks) | 55.34 | 94% | 2018-04-21 |
| 28388. | Shafiul (shafi1258) | 55.34 | 96% | 2023-09-02 |
| 28389. | Shravan (infernosloth) | 55.34 | 96.6% | 2021-02-16 |
| 28390. | Rohit (rmguttal) | 55.34 | 89% | 2014-10-04 |
| 28391. | Pathak (pathak_sahab) | 55.33 | 97% | 2022-07-25 |
| 28392. | Suthichai (randombadger) | 55.33 | 96% | 2019-08-01 |
| 28393. | vircatro (vircatro) | 55.33 | — | 2009-04-27 |
| 28394. | Scott (sportsjenkins) | 55.33 | 94% | 2016-06-02 |
| 28395. | Dev (dev.salman@yahoo.com) | 55.33 | — | 2009-11-05 |
| 28396. | akash (akash_sharma) | 55.32 | 96% | 2022-01-17 |
| 28397. | Charles (snarls_charles) | 55.32 | 97% | 2021-09-08 |
| 28398. | Vlad (vladsh27) | 55.32 | 95% | 2021-02-09 |
| 28399. | Cherry (boboo321) | 55.32 | — | 2010-11-09 |
| 28400. | Anupam (aslait) | 55.31 | 98% | 2023-07-29 |
| 28401. | Hermann (pseudex) | 55.31 | 94% | 2014-10-17 |
| 28402. | Nitish (nitishdiwakar) | 55.31 | 94% | 2014-12-04 |
| 28403. | Braden (bradenp2) | 55.31 | 96% | 2020-02-24 |
| 28404. | Kayson (mnemonicaa) | 55.31 | 96% | 2020-05-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |